Tuxie and tattletail Tuesday

This is an old piksher, mom's recycling because she's too goofy to even take a piksher. Da doktor gave her pain pills fur her wrist, but mom, who din't even take pain pills after she hadded serjeree fur endo-me-tree-osis or teef pulling sed "oh, I won't need those" found out dat a fractured wrist is more painfull den laproscopic serjeree. She took one yesserday after lunch cuz she couldn't stand it anymore and promptly started acting like a zombie! Den she fell asleep face down on da kitchen table and dad hadda wake her up to go to bed. We kept going in to check and make sure she was still breeving cuz, like, mom neffur sleeps like dat in da daytime. Fur yoo who asked, yes, she really did break it skateboarding. It was her second pass in front of da naybors house and she hit a bump or rock or something. Mom's been rollerblading afore too, she learned it when she was 50! Da cast kinda tastes like plastic, none of us is into eating plastic. She haf dis plastic baggie glove thing to put over it so she can shower, which is good cuz we wouldn't like to snuggle her if she was unwashed and stinky and she used it to wash dishes. We gotta tell yoo, she kinda liked da pain pill, she sed after she took it NOTHING hurt. She won't be taking another one tho cuz she does not like feeling "out of it" or sleeping fur hours when she really isn't tired. The doktor sed she could try either aspirin or ibuprofin...but her wrist doesn't hurt nearly as much now so she might see if she can just tuff it out until it don't hurt at all.