Hahaha, it's 1:00 in da afternoon and dad is out snowblowing...mom sat on her butt and din't do it. Den dad gots mad cuz he realized dat da only way it was gonna get done was fur him to do it, after all, mom has done it 13 times already. That's right, the weather bean sed we haf had 3 days this month without significant snowfall. That means 13 times mom has hadda move snow around. Of course, he sez he's gonna need her help cuz da dumb snowplow guys left bolders of frozen snow at the bottom of da driveway...mom swore again.