Der's a bug on our ceiling! Mom, der's a bug up der...
Maybe I can reach it from up here
Nope, da bug is out of reach...Mom and dad were on a threeway call wif some guy named Steve yesterday. Sadie started talking cuz, of course, she thawt effuryone was talking to her and da dopey guy asked mom if dey hadded a baby! Oh, dat Steve guy counts mom and dad's green papers or sumfing and tells dad if he can find insurance cheaper (and mom's sure he can cuz he only checked two places and dey is expensive ones) dat he can, in fact, quite working and stay home wif mom. So, mom goes online and finds several policies fur about half of what dad found and den she called dad and asked him if he checked on da price of cobra's, altho what dey want snakes fur when he retires I'll neffur know and dey better not bring 'em in da house! So, dad came home last night and sez dat dey can haf da cobra's fur 18 months fur $326.00 including da teefs (so now dey is getting snakes wif teefs!) and mom gots all happy and dad sez "well, I guess I tell them Monday that the 29th will be my last day" and mom sed den I gess yoo better get yoor sh*t together fur ebay and dad said yes and den mom sed well, it's all settled den. Den mom told me last night dat she will prolly get a part time job anyway cuz otherwise she WILL smother dad in his sleep and den she laffed.
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That is why I want to learn to walk on the walls like Spiderman in the moovees so I can get the bugs. Cobra's with teeths? How scarey!
That is great news! I'm glad your mom and dad have been able to sort things out!
Hooray! All's well that ends well!
It sounds like your family has a good plan!
Hooray for your family working everything out! Just don't let them bring those cobra snakes with teeth into your house - us cats do have limits!
Purrrrrrs, China Cat & Willow
I always want Mom to bring the bugs down to me!
Yer Mom wants a part time job? Is that because having Dad home all the time would drive her crazy? Heehee
Purrs Mickey
Wonderful news!!! We are so glad they sorted everything out! Watch out for those cobra's they are not very nice. Have a wonderful weekend.
Your FL furiends,
YEAH!! That is awsome for your parents
Hmmm, I don't know why Beans would be interested in cobras with teeths, but it sounds like your momma and daddy are happy! It sounds like your momma says the bad words sometimes, too. I asked my momma why she was allowed to say them, and she said, "Cuz I'm the mom, that's why."
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
P.S. I hope you got that bug!
BUG!!!!!!! Oh I'll be right there. Hunting is my passion in life and bugs are the bestest to hunt.
Latte
Hmmm, I don't think they're getting actual snakes cause if they were, I'd tell you to run out of the house. I think that's what they call the plan where you continue your insurance from your prior employer.
Best of luck to your Mom and Dad when he retires. A part time job might be a a really good idea for your Mom. Too much togetherness with anyone can make them get on your nerves ;-)
I am glad everything is working out for them.
Snakes with teeth sound scary. I think you should just get the bug on the ceiling!
G.
Did the bug ever come down so y'all could pounce it? Very good news that your Mommy and Daddy are working out the bugs in his retirement. What will him do with all of that free time, my Mommy says, drive your Mommy crazy, so yes a part time job will be a pleasant welcome!:)
Purrs,
Pepper
Awww, we Ballicai are so glad to hear thingies are bein worked out fur yur Momma and Daddy! And I love watchin buggies onna ceiling -- I just wish I could get up there to catch 'em and EAT 'em!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
I'm so glad things are working out -- that's wonderful. *smile* But cobras do sound rather frightening. Your Mom and Dad must be very brave!
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.
Yay! Good that evewything's well again.
But...a snake with teeths????
You guys better be weawwy careful!
We're glad they got their ducks in a row. Yup, Maw would have to go to work too if Paw was home all the time.
Luf, Us
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