Wacky Wednesday and a meme

That handsome mancat Donny, Maries twin brofur, tagged me, Zippy, fur a meme! So, here goes...

~Post a link to the kitty who tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
~List your real name, how you got your real name, nicknames you like/tolerate, and nicknames you wish your humans would stop calling you.
~Tag several kitties, and write a comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged
My real name is Princess Zipporah (pronounced zip-or-ahhh) but effury one calls me Zippy!
The nicknames I like are: Pretty pretty princess, little dolly, purrty gerl, zipadoo, sweet pea, baby doll, doll face and when dad calls me "Buddy".
The one's I don't really like but don't hate either: Zipperoid (mom sez dis when she thinks I'm being a pain in da butt) brat cat, crankmeister, crabby cakes...der are some dat haf bad words in dem dat I'm not gonna repeat!
I will hafta tag kitties later cuz Sadie wants to get on here and if I don't let her mom will call me one of da names wif da bad words in dem and besides, I gotta check and see who din't get tagged yet.

We din't get to do da Tattletail Tuesday so I'm gonna do some tattling on some wacky things dat happened around here. Ahem, Speedy fell off da back of dad's chair. For no reason except he's a clutz.
Mom and dad went wif da nefew when he gots an oil change cuz dad has a card dat gets discounted oil changes and he hasta sign fur it. Dey went to a sandwich place to eat and when dey came out mom had da car keys in her hand, not da nefews, hers, and when she went to throw her drink cup away she dropped da keys in da dumpster so she hadda go dumpster diving to get them back!
Dad thawt he was being funny and hid around da corner of da house when mom was clearing snow and jumped out at mom - and she wacked him wif da shovel! Knocked him down and broke da shovel...it was plastic but dad has a bruze on his arm and one on his butt - hehehe
Da grandson bean was here so his parents could take da baby bean to a doctors appointment (routine maintenance) and he dropped a half a stick of "Cracker Barrel White Cheddar Cheese Stick" and Zippy scarfed it like she hadn't eaten in a week! Den went in da big bed and frowed up all over.
I was perfect...well, Speedy sez to be honest so...I fell asleep in da laundry tub while da washer was running and when it emptied I got soaked in soapy water. And if dat wasn't bad enuff, mom hadda stick me in da rain room and rinse it off! I gots wetted TWICE! Take a hint from me, Sadie, yoo don't wanna sleep in da laundry tub, EVER!

Wacky Wednesday

Woohoo, I, Sadie am going furst. I have news too ya know, Speedy isn't the only cat here who knows stuff, altho he is the nosiest. I went to the 'allerjist' yesterday and let me tell yoo it wasn't pleasant, it was, in fakt, tortcher. They shaved my leg and scratched me! FOUR times, that's rite, I have four scratches on my leg. No pikshers cuz I don't want any! Dr. S (is that for sadist mom?) sez he thinks I have a simple ragweed allerjee. Yeah doc, yoo try sneezing so much yoor noze bleeds den tell me how 'simple' it is. Oh, mom did make sumthing furry yummy - strawberry moose, yoo know it was very fluffy and very creamy and I liked it. That's it, I'm going back to sleep now...Here's Speedy

I gotta splain sum stuff fur those of yoo who asked. First, the broozes dat man gots on his arm were because of a young punk in the group that was going into the combat field after mom's guys were done. The rool sez dat yoo cannot fire on someone not in da combat field! The kid shot at him while he was stripping off his field gear and not even close to da field. Da man dat runs da paintball place yelled at him and told him he cood not play wif his frends cuz he cood not follow the rools and locked up his paintball gun and made him sit in da 'visitor' area. Mom sez dat it was a group of teenage boys and gerls and she thinks he was just showing off fur some gerl.

Second, that little white fluff ball keeps attacking my tail! It kinda hurts cuz dey have dem little needle teef but I neffur put da slap down on a baby. I complain, I move, I whine...and den Minnie whaps dem. Oh, she is a furry nice lady cat and a reely good mom. And, we think she already may have a home when she goes back to da shelter. Mom took them to their very first check up last Thursday and Dr. Z said someone had seen her piksher on the bullitin board in back and asked where she was. This is one of the volunteers there, she has no cats...yet.

And...Zippy and I have been getting along a little better. Yesterday dad came home from work wif lots of soda and joose and other drinkables and a reely kewl boks. I was playing in it and Zippy came and looked in it, she wanted to get in so of course I let her. I always let da gerls haf da toy dey want, but insted of hissing and swatting me as ushooal she started playing hide and pop out wif me...I have foto-grafik evidence... I was in da boks and she just looked in and din't hiss or anything so I popped out...

Here she is in da boks and I was about to go and stick my face over da edge (yoo can see my paw in da left corner)

We played a game of "where's Zippy, oh there yoo are" for a little while and den we played chase each other wif no hissing but mom duzzent haf pikshers of dat...Have a great Wednesday everybody, I know I will...