Wacky Wednesday and a meme

That handsome mancat Donny, Maries twin brofur, tagged me, Zippy, fur a meme! So, here goes...

~Post a link to the kitty who tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
~List your real name, how you got your real name, nicknames you like/tolerate, and nicknames you wish your humans would stop calling you.
~Tag several kitties, and write a comment on their blog to let them know they have been tagged
My real name is Princess Zipporah (pronounced zip-or-ahhh) but effury one calls me Zippy!
The nicknames I like are: Pretty pretty princess, little dolly, purrty gerl, zipadoo, sweet pea, baby doll, doll face and when dad calls me "Buddy".
The one's I don't really like but don't hate either: Zipperoid (mom sez dis when she thinks I'm being a pain in da butt) brat cat, crankmeister, crabby cakes...der are some dat haf bad words in dem dat I'm not gonna repeat!
I will hafta tag kitties later cuz Sadie wants to get on here and if I don't let her mom will call me one of da names wif da bad words in dem and besides, I gotta check and see who din't get tagged yet.

We din't get to do da Tattletail Tuesday so I'm gonna do some tattling on some wacky things dat happened around here. Ahem, Speedy fell off da back of dad's chair. For no reason except he's a clutz.
Mom and dad went wif da nefew when he gots an oil change cuz dad has a card dat gets discounted oil changes and he hasta sign fur it. Dey went to a sandwich place to eat and when dey came out mom had da car keys in her hand, not da nefews, hers, and when she went to throw her drink cup away she dropped da keys in da dumpster so she hadda go dumpster diving to get them back!
Dad thawt he was being funny and hid around da corner of da house when mom was clearing snow and jumped out at mom - and she wacked him wif da shovel! Knocked him down and broke da shovel...it was plastic but dad has a bruze on his arm and one on his butt - hehehe
Da grandson bean was here so his parents could take da baby bean to a doctors appointment (routine maintenance) and he dropped a half a stick of "Cracker Barrel White Cheddar Cheese Stick" and Zippy scarfed it like she hadn't eaten in a week! Den went in da big bed and frowed up all over.
I was perfect...well, Speedy sez to be honest so...I fell asleep in da laundry tub while da washer was running and when it emptied I got soaked in soapy water. And if dat wasn't bad enuff, mom hadda stick me in da rain room and rinse it off! I gots wetted TWICE! Take a hint from me, Sadie, yoo don't wanna sleep in da laundry tub, EVER!