Freeky Friday

My brofur, who is a rather large mancat, thinks he is a baby! He really does. He wants me to wash him, he wants to be held by mom, he tried to nurse on Sadie, twice...um, yeah, dat was really weerd. She whapped his ears back for that one. Has anyone ever heard of such a thing? He will be three years old next month and he's never done anything like this before. I told mom, he's just weerd, he's always been weerd. Anyway, mom has her lappy top back and Jeff is coming tomorrow to teach her some stuff she can do to keep dad from making it "grimy". He put something on here that, well, messed with her other stuff and den made everything dirty. Jeff won't let mom pay him for fixing it but he won't refuse these...

Them is banana chocolate chip. She is also making some tirimisu...orange and chocolate. Jeff loves when mom goes "italian with a twist" so she is making lasagne with homemade sauce with sausage and zuccini/riccota filling and homemade italian oregano bread and den da tirimisu fur desert. So, mom invited da nefew too. Dad has been helping Jared, da nefew, find a car. An affordable, decent, dependable car. Dad sez this is not an easy task as the boy is rather poor and cars are rather expensive. Now, on to news of Tiny ::see Sadie, I do know his proper name:: here is Sadie the milk maid...

Dat is NOT funny Zippy! How would you like it if he tried to nurse on yoo...::sorry::thank you. So, Tiny has moved on to the second part of his cancer treatments. He is not feeling well, he has started to yak and lose his appetite. They are giving him stuff to settle his tummy and increase his appetite. This is working a little bit, he only eats tiny amounts of food but he does it more often. He is staying with the oncology vets this week as it is easier for them to monitor his food intake and stuff. His beans go twice a day to visit and say he is happy to see them when they get there. Well, who wouldn't be happy with seeing loved ones while in the hopspittal. Oh, none of us will show mom our tummies or do da Q fur Monty's contest. Well, I certainly won't, if I do Speedy might try to latch on! Dat boy is so weerd...

Update: mom sez she discovered these cookies by making a mistake. She was on the phone and had a house full of sticky beans and was making regular Tollhouse cookies and asked dad if he would get her the vanilla from the top shelf. Well, dad was distracted by a sticky bean and reached in and grabbed da banana extract by mistake. Mom din't even look (she din't haf her glasses on so it wouldn't do any good anyway) and added banana extract instead of vanilla to da batter. She wasn't gonna waste all dat nice buttery, chocolaty goodness so she baked dem anyway and yoo know what...dey is deelishus. She's tried dem wif orange extract too and dey is one of her favorites but effuryone else likes da banana so she makes dem.

Easy Like Sunday...

Awe dad, I was taking a nap...mmm any steak left? No, den I'm going back to sleep
Sheesh mom, stop wif da flashies already...Zippy and I just got to sleep.

Okay, I'll tell all about our weekend. On Friday der were beans here eating food, we got steak, bratwurst, burgers some shrimp and Zippy ate some watermelon. Yeah, Sadie and I were in our porch/kennel thing outside. Den, der were fireworks...we watched from inside da house so dey wouldn't be so noyzee. Mom, dad and some of da naybors sat outside in lawn chairs and watched. Personal fireworks of all types are not allowed where we live but der were still some goofy beans boom booming after da fireworks...den, da fire truck and an ambulance came roaring down da road! Some stoopid bean gave a sticky bean a firework and dat sticky bean blowed off a toe or two! It was down da block and around da corner, exactly where we heard da boom booms. Den Saturday mom and dad had more beans come over...more steak, more shrimp and more nummy foods. This morning mom went to church wif da nefew (yup, da one dat spoils us) and his frend (she's really cute) den dey met dad and some other beans fur brunch. Dey din't bring home any leftovers...what, well we talk about food cuz all da other stuff yoo do is boring...sheesh. So, we is tired, all of us. We are all taking it easy da rest of da day. Except mom is washing stuff, but in between she is sitting in da recliner wif a book and her eyes closed. Gess she can read thru her eyelids...hehehe

Foooood glorius fooood

Speedy here, I need to ask yoo guyz sumfing. Mom changed our food over to Wellness cuz she's skared about what we mite be eeting wif all da recalls. We used to get Purina One for Sensitive Systems (mostly cuz of my tummy trubbul). Now, I eet it. Well I'll eet just about anyfing. Like, when dad haz dat salami stuff I always ask fur some and he gives it to me effun tho mom sez not to and den I get a tummy ake and den mom sez "see yoo shoodent haf given him dat sawsije" and I think well yeah, maybe I shoodent eet dat stuff den da next time dad has it, I forget dat it makes me icky and I eet some more...uh, where wuz I? Oh yeah, so she gots dis Wellness stuff and Zippy won't touch it. Mom's kinda mixing it in da bowl wif our old food and Zippy just picks around it. Sadie will go two fur one, two Purina chunks to one Wellness and she don't spit it out or nuthing so we think she'll eat it. Da prollem we'z haffing is dis, when all da Purina is gone do yoo think Zippy will eat da Wellness? Mom duzzent want to go back to da other stuff cuz of all da recalls and kitties getting sick and stuff, but if Zippy won't eat it den it's not doing any good fur her.