Weerd stuff dat is going on...

We haf been freeked out dis week...okay, we unnerstand holidaze and dad being off work but he has been here ALL WEEK LONG! Oh, and he's not smoking dem stinky cigarettes anymore either, we thawt dat maybe he was haffing dem outside like mom would always tell him to but he hasn't been going outside at all. So, our routine is screwed up. We wake mom up at weerd hours cuz dad isn't getting up at 4:30 which means dat we don't know when it is 5 am cuz he's not getting out of da shower. The past two mornings we waited til da sun started coming out afore we woke her up! Oh, and usually mom feeds us, does Zippy's paw stretches den gets her coffee and brushes Sadie and den has a bowl of cereal. After dat she would vacuum and straighten up and our day would be good. Now she gets to da part where she brushes Sadie and den she makes breakfast fur dad. It kinda throws our whole day into a tizzy. Like, if she makes bacon and we get to haf some do we still get our temptations afore lunch? And if dad is sitting in da pooter chair where is Zippy suppose to sleep in da morning? We are working on new routines. Good thing mom still does the big three in the morning, even if it is kinda late. Mom's not as nuts wif dad home as she thawt she would be, even with him giving up smoking...and he is a little bit cranky but mom has lots of tricks from when she quit 3 years ago. And dad finally noticed what mom has been saying fur years, our house smells bad. When he goes to da store wif mom and dey come home he sez he can really smell da old smoke! Duh dad, why do you think mom was constantly washing walls and rugs and da furniture covers. Now dat dad is quiting mom sez dey is gonna do a MAJOR cleaning and painting dis spring and den she won't haf a stinky house no more. Well, except fur da cat poo...hehehehe

Beans reely are weerd...

Kattonic: did you call the windbag yet?
DaddiMac: no, have you felt a breeze?
Kattonic: your adopted son is trying to eat my mustard onion pretzels!
DaddiMac: he needs to be flogged
Kattonic: flogged? who flogs any more
DaddiMac: we do
Kattonic: sorry, I'm not flogging our cats. I may beat them, but no flogging
DaddiMac: ok beat him silly
Kattonic: to late, he's already silly
DaddiMac: ok,beat him sensable then
Kattonic: call the windbag - I'm going to take a nap. Oh, and order me some dinner I'm to lazy to cook
DaddiMac: okley dokely

This is an IM conversashun dat my beans had tonite! Dey were one room away frum eech uver and dey tiped insted of tokkin. And dey were tokkin 'bout beeting me fur trying to steel pretzels! (note from the mom-we don't beat our kitties, beating kitties would be high on my list of reasons people should not have pets!) O.K., so dey had onion and we kitties arent suppose to haf onions, so why dint she just haf da cheddar cheez ones insted, den she cood share wif a nice boy kitty. On da plus side, mom camed home eerlier dan she haz all week! And she tolded dad dat he hasta mash up da stinky goodness fur us and he sed dat he wood.~Speedy, adopted son of da Mac Man (told yoo beans wuz weerd)


Yay, mom's home! I heard her talking to dad about our stinky goodness. Dad apparently thot it was good the way he wuz doing it because he thot dat when we catch mouses we bit and chewed dem. Den mom ixsplaned dat we akshooaly use our sandpaper tungs to strip da meat frum dem. It sounds gross to dad but dat is what we do. So dad gets it now. He also didn't unnerstand dat, altho I love fur mom to drag me around da kitchen by my tail, he cannot just grab my tail and swing me around da kitchen! You hafta be gentle and slow! So I think he gets how to do dat now too, dat's good cuz mom is working a lot of hours until the end of March or early April and he reely needs to know how to do things rite~Sadie


Yawn-what, oh. Yeah it's nice mom's home but I'm really a daddy's girl so...
Here are some pikshers for your amuzment. I need to go nap with mom now. Yes, I said I was a daddy's girl but a warm human is a warm human.~Zippy

Yes, Zippy drinks from the sink faucit.