What mom? Oh, we gots mail! Oh boy, it's our prize fur sugjesting a new name fur our frend Dragonhearts blog. He's getting a little brother you know, mom, and he's acited about it. No mom, I wasn't going to ask why I can't haf a little brother...how about a little sisfur? Um, okay, I know, three's enuff... Whatcha gots Sadie? What do yoo mean "it's mine" we is apposeta share... Get away, it's mine! Go ask Zippy to give back one of da two mousies she stole outa da packaje...Yoo already haf a catnip banana, yoo know yoo neffur share it, yoo banana hog... Dis catnip candy cane is mine! I rasseled it and bunnykicked it and den I collapsed on top of it and den I wore it like a mink stole cuz da curvy part fits over my neck just purrfect! Thank you Dragonheart, we love our prezzies.
Oh, and Zippy was out almost all night Monday cuz dad let her out at 2 am and he thinks he was sleep walking or sumthing cuz dat was weerd...Mom asked when she got up where she was hiding cuz usually she is sleeping on her Gizzy Kwilt and she wasn't der and he said I don't know so mom went looking fur her and noticed her leash wasn't by da back door so she opened da door and Zippy came flying in! She hasn't been outside since. hehehe
And if yoor wondering, mom and dad are working on der "thing". Turns out dad was going to surprise mom and retire at the end of the year, then he started checking on health insurance fur the two of them and becawse of his diabetes it is furry spensive! Dat got him all freaked out. Where he works dey have been working 10-12 hour days 5 days a week fur about a year now and dey say it's not gonna change any time soon. Den dey said dat no one could ask fur a Friday or a Monday vacation day. Dad is getting tired, he sez all deze hours are "a young mans game" and he doesn't want to do it anymore. Mom unnerstands dat. He sez dat if dey gets health insurance der will be no extra money fur anything else and if mom wants spending money she should get a job. Mom sez he's just a cheap %!@^@*$ . But yeah, she sees where he's worried about da insurance thing. She said maybe dey should start selling his junk on ebay like he keeps saying he's going to do. Dey are haffing a conference call wif der financial planner guy on Friday...and mom sez dad hast go back to dat dingy doctor and get his meds changed cuz dey isn't helping his freekouts and crabbiness at all. Don't tell dad, but if mom could find a part time job wif insurance she would take it. Mom just can't go back to working full time and taking care of everything here, it's just to much. Don't bother saying dad should pitch in, he's useless for a lot of reasons. He tried to make up wif mom today, he came home from work early cuz of da big snowstorm which turned out to be nothing big, about 6 inches of snow. He brawt mom a box of chocolate covered cherries, when he got home mom was just finishing up wif da snow clean up so he asked her how much longer she would be...mom said don't worry, she already had dinner out and he wouldn't miss a meal, she'd be done in about half an hour. So, dad came in and started up all da stuff mom already had ready to go fur dinner and HE DREW HER A BATH! She came in and was really surprised, cuz what she said to him was kinda mean. So mom gots to soak in a hot tub and den eat taco pie! Den she played wif us and read a little to us.