He'a such a silly mancat, look at him letting dad touch him wif da "Fred"
Why are dad's feets called "Freds"? Well, a long time ago mom and dad were at da lake wif some frends and one of da guys was pointing out dat dad has big feet and flat top toes, like Fred Flintstone. Seriously, if yoo saw his feets wifout socks yoo would say it too, even dad sez so. To make it easier instead of dem saying get yoor Fred Flintstone feet off of der, dey just started calling dem Freds. After awhile it became "get yoor freds off da table" or "owe, my freds hurt". Mom and dad haf lots of weerd words fur stuff.