As yoo prolly know, or not, I haf a sensitive tummy. I get speshul food fur it. Well, I eether ate sumfing bad or der is something wrong wif me. Last night I used da litter boks as uzual and mom
just happened to be there. Well, it was very runny, runnier than it uzually is. And it looked like it had some blood streeks in it. So, today mom is calling da vet to see if I can get in. Dad thot maybe I eeted some of da pink fev-vers off my fev-vers on a stick toy but mom looked reel close (and gagged) and sed "nope, it's not fev-vers". So, just acuz mom happened to be der when I pooped I hafta go to da stabby place. I hope dey don't put dat stoopid ther-mom-iter thingy up yoo know where.
Update: Well, da vet put in da ther-mom-iter and sed "normal" and den when he wuz skweezing my tummy some more poops came out and dat sick guy went and SCOOPED IT UP! Sheesh, what a weerdo. Anyway he gaved it to da tek lady (she wuz waring a anti-gag thing on her face) and den he akshooally clean up my bum and da table HIS SELF! Da tek lady came back and sed 'negative' and I started to panik, negative is bad, rite? Well, turns out in dis case negative is good. So, they think I maybe ate sumfing I shoodent haf and he skwirted sumfing in my mouf to help sooth my tummy and sent me home. I cooda told dem dat, I tried to amember what I ate (besides my foods) but der was so much dat I coodent. Maybe it wuz dat funny looking bug I found in da basement? Well, whatever it was, mom is appose to check my poopies and watch fur anything else like if I become letharjik or something. She told TED dat I definitly wuz not, dat I wuz still running around harrassing my sisfurs (not troo) and playing. I want to thank yoo all fur yoor well wishes and warm thots, it's nice to know yoo care.
I also want to tell yoo something about Sadie, don't tell her I sed anything cuz she'd be embarassed. SADIE IS TODAYS FELINE FEMALE over at Princess Mia's
Well, I gotta go play wif Sadie some more.