I like to suck on the corner of Punkins old baby blanket. It still smells like her and since I was bandoned by my mom way afore I was reddy I find it comforting. Shh, mom would be upset by this as she wants to keep it 'pristine' for her memory of the one who came before.
I don't like haffing a brofur and sisfur and wish dey wood go away. Dis upsets mom because I love the naybor kitties and doggies. But dey don't live in my house and eat my food!
If Speedy comes and looks at me in the kitty litter I can't go so instead I run into the bedroom and poop under the desk. This makes dad furry mad.
I bring in live mouses to try to teach mom how to feed herself. She's gotten pretty good at catching them.
I alreddy told this, but I drove mom's car and everytime she leaves the window open now I go in and try to drive. Maybe someday she will let me take it fur a spin...
That's it, I'm not very nawty anymore. I turn 10 next month so I'm old enuff to know better. Hey, I turn 10 next month! Mom, when's my party? Oh, okay, mom sez she wants to do it on my gotcha day. Dat's July 4th, Rocky da Gutter Cat has his purrthday then and I think also Kimo and Sabi. Oh, I gotsa start planning! As for tagging, well, I got a feeling dat effuryone has been tagged but if yoo hasn't den yoo are now!~Zippy