We also got tagged a while back fur da troo confeshons meme, it wuz so long ago dat we furgot who tagged us! So, fur whoeffer did it this is fur yoo....take it away Miss Sadie hasta stare!
Thank you Mr. Speedy no nuts (hehehe)...
As yoo can see, I like to stare at Speedy until he gets crazy and chases me, den I stop and throw myself down and screem fur daddy. It's furry funny...
I hide Speedy's spongeball effury chance I get. Dats furry funny too.
I will walk rite out da door like I'z appose ta do it. No gilt, no sneeking, nuffing. I just stroll out like it is my rite to do so. Dis makes mom and dad furry upset. I haffent done it fur a while but I think I'll do it again soon. Just fur laffs.
I steal food offa daddy's plate when he's not looking, mom sees but she's cool and duzzent tell him. It's our secret.
I like tease Zippy into hissing at me, mom neffur sees me do this and tells Zippy to knock it off. That's fun too.
I just reelized, I'm not nawty, I just like to haf fun!
Well, isn't that a revelashun....not. I'm not nawty by nature like some kitties, I am a bit clumsy and, um, okay the word is doofy. So here's my confeshuns.
I sometimes miss da inside of da litter boks, effun da reely big one downstairs and end up going a little on da edges. I'm also da one dat keeps leeving da brown on da top of da motor fur da scraper part of da auto-matik litter. Sorry mom.
I'm the one dat keeps going into da linen closet and knocking down da towels dat mom uses to cover da kitchen chairs. She's been blaming Zippy but it's reely me. Sorry mom.
I love, and I meen LOVE, da baby kitties. Oh, I gess dats not a sekrit. Oh, here's sumfing dat maybe yoo din't know. I make a furry good nanny, or manny if yoo will. I am so good wif da babies dat da mom cats will leeve me alone wif dem while dey go eat and do da litter boks. Well, I'm not reely alone, mom's der and da food and litter aren't dat far away. But still, how many man cats can brag dat da mom cats will walk away and leeve der babies unprotekted while a big mancat are neer dem.
Da last litter dat was here had one little tabby dat, er, tried to nurse on me. I kinda liked it *blush*, until he started using teef! How do da mom's stand dat? It hurted. Well, dis was kinda fun. We'z furry late wif dis and I think effuryone has been tagged. If yoo want to haf sum fun and get dat nawty or weerd stuff off yoor chest den do dis meme.