No, yoo can't haf da hissy snake back. It's dead and shall remain that way!
I killed da hissy vacuum snake! See dat ugly floor, it din't usta look like dat. Der was different tile on da floor but mom and dad din't like it and when da beans dat dey bawt da howse frum slapped varnish all over da cabinets (that's a whole other story) dey gotted it all over da floor. So, dey went and bawt new floor tiles. Den mom spent a weekend peeling up da old floor and getting all da old glue off. That was 4 years ago. Mom cood put da new floor in herself but dad sez dat he will do it and mom shoodent. Da old floor dat wuz unner da other tiles is reely bad. Mom scrubs and waxes and it still looks bad. She's stopped waxing it cuz it does no good. Dis floor effun has RUST on it! How do yoo rust vinyl? Any way, mom sez dat if dad doesn't do it soon she's gonna do it herself. She sez dat dey now haf an ugly, dirty looking floor and a pile of tile boxes and baseboard pieces taking up room. Dad don't care, he's a collector and has piles of stuff all over anyway. We don't care, we like playing and hiding in da piles of dad's junk. Hey, how does she think she's gonna keep da kitties off da floor while she puts da new floor in? Hah, she won't do it, it will take two beans and she'll just hafta wait fur dad. She will, won't she?~Speedy