Formerly Feral Friday

First, amember da piksher dat mom took wif da hair in it. Kimo and Sabi's mom fixed it and emailed it back to mom. Isn't dat just da most wonderfulest thing! Thank you Mrs. Mommakitty. Now, on to my story...
I am supposedly formerly feral but I don't amember effur not likeing beans. They think dat I am one from a litter dat a stray cat had in an enclosed trailer behind a howse next door to our grate and wonderful frend Ali. Any way, she moved her kitties and no one cood find dem and effuryone amembers one of the kitties looked like me, so maybe. I had a litter of kittens in da same trailer in August but dey all died *sniff* and I left for awhile. They thot if I was da same kitten I was only like 5 months old! About 3 months later I came back and had a second litter, 3 beyootiful baby cats. Ali's howse is on a corner with no alley, dat means dat her howse and da howse next to her and da howse behind her all share a kinda common yard. So, Ali got together wif da naybors and figgered out how dey were gonna catch me. Dey started putting my food (Ali fed me, speshully when she knew I was going to be a momcat) in a wire cage and letting me get used to eating in there. After awhile they just closed the door on me! Ali took me to the shelter, Second Hand Paws, where mom volunteered and me and my babies were taken good care of and I had my ladygardenectomy and as soon as my babies were old enuff they all went to good homes. Mom's cuzin Jeff dat does all dat 'geek' work fur her has my son at his howse, along wif 7 other cats. He makes home made cat treets dat are just soooo delishus, but I digress...My babies gots adopted but I was still there. For about 3 months mom (she wasn't mom den, just dat nice lady) came every day and sat with me on her lap and told me how beyootiful I was. She was about the only one dat cood get me to come out of my kitty room. I din't know at da time but da day da man who wood be my daddy came with her was da day dat dey decided I shood be their's. The very next day (Valentine's Day!) someone clipped my nails and put me in a boks (I was kinda scared) and den mom came in and sed "let's go home, okay?" Okay? Yoo bet it was okay with me. So, that's how I dopted my beans. And Ali, thank yoo so much fur taking care of me and my babies and getting me a grate furever home. Oh, and dad din't misplace mom's camera, he loaned it to a frend to take pikshers of his new puppy! He did it wifout tellin mom and she is furry upset. So now we gots no way to take pikshers and we were being reely cute today too!~Sadie