Hey, mom , it's our one year blogaversary today! mom are yoo paying attentchun?
Fine den I will ignore yoo too...
What mom, oh yeah, I almost forgot about Miss Peach's tea party! I'm gonna thank The Crew and our frend Derby fur encouraging us! To think, mom started by reading Lisa Violet, the best little cathouse in cyberspace almost 8 years ago! Den she found Laurence Simons kitty cams and then Max the psychokitty and...well, all of yoo! We is so happy to be part of da bestest bunch of bloggers in da whole world. Yoo kitties (and beans and bunnies and woofies and fev-vers) all rock.
Thanks fur hogging the blog, numnutz. My boyfrend Ed is meeting us here to accompany me to Miss Peach's Tea. We practiced our manners wif mom last night. She made a pot of tea and we sat on the table and sniffed it! We had a little bit of dad's shortbread cookie and practiced sipping wif our pinkies up...okay, not really, cuz cats don't haf pinky fingers. But we did practice sitting on da table nice so I gess we is ready fur da party. I just gotta remind Speedy NO BURPING and espeshully none of da other end stuff either.
Wait, has it been a year already...man where'd the time go? I'm a little concerned, Skeezix and da Food Lady went all da way across dat big lake to a place called Ireland and left Rocky alone. Well, not really alone I gess his gramma and Mr. Tasty face are there and Mao and Tripper. But still, Mr. Tasty Face's heart is sick and his mom will be taking care of him...who's taking care of Rocky? I may have to teleport to his house and stay with him until Skeezix and da ladees come back. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Besides, it's cold and snowing here and I don't think its snowing there. Oh, and mom gots our Secret Paws stuff and is getting our pakajes ready to go out, this is our first one and we is furry acited! She's even gonna put in some of our furry own homegrown nip! Who's gonna get this grate stuff? Yoo'll just have to wait and see...