Dis is da kitty spoiling nefews woofie. His name is Alfred. He smells like a dog! Still, mom is going to go der and she will gif dis woofie a massawje until he turns into a furry puddle. Dem massawjes is only suppost to be fur us. Okay, to be honest, mom learned to give da grate massawjes after Alfred gots hit by a car. He could not walk and da vet said dat massawje would help so mom went to a class and learned to give pet massawje. He's 13 now and still goes out and chases rabbits! He's not as fast as he used to be but dat is not bad fur an old guy. What, oh, Zippy sed dat's really not a tattle. Sorry we gots kinda off da subject, da tattle is dat mom will eat every fourth cookie from each differint batch. Do da maf, dat is 3 cookies per duzzen and if she makes 10 duzzen dat is 30 cookies (and we know dey will make more den dat)! Den she will come home and complain dat she is feeling yukky. Sheesh mom, wonder why yoor tummy hurts when yoo bake cookies!
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Tattletail Tueseday
Today mom is going to da sisfur-in-laws to make cookies fur Krissmouse eve...
Dis is da kitty spoiling nefews woofie. His name is Alfred. He smells like a dog! Still, mom is going to go der and she will gif dis woofie a massawje until he turns into a furry puddle. Dem massawjes is only suppost to be fur us. Okay, to be honest, mom learned to give da grate massawjes after Alfred gots hit by a car. He could not walk and da vet said dat massawje would help so mom went to a class and learned to give pet massawje. He's 13 now and still goes out and chases rabbits! He's not as fast as he used to be but dat is not bad fur an old guy. What, oh, Zippy sed dat's really not a tattle. Sorry we gots kinda off da subject, da tattle is dat mom will eat every fourth cookie from each differint batch. Do da maf, dat is 3 cookies per duzzen and if she makes 10 duzzen dat is 30 cookies (and we know dey will make more den dat)! Den she will come home and complain dat she is feeling yukky. Sheesh mom, wonder why yoor tummy hurts when yoo bake cookies!
Dis is da kitty spoiling nefews woofie. His name is Alfred. He smells like a dog! Still, mom is going to go der and she will gif dis woofie a massawje until he turns into a furry puddle. Dem massawjes is only suppost to be fur us. Okay, to be honest, mom learned to give da grate massawjes after Alfred gots hit by a car. He could not walk and da vet said dat massawje would help so mom went to a class and learned to give pet massawje. He's 13 now and still goes out and chases rabbits! He's not as fast as he used to be but dat is not bad fur an old guy. What, oh, Zippy sed dat's really not a tattle. Sorry we gots kinda off da subject, da tattle is dat mom will eat every fourth cookie from each differint batch. Do da maf, dat is 3 cookies per duzzen and if she makes 10 duzzen dat is 30 cookies (and we know dey will make more den dat)! Den she will come home and complain dat she is feeling yukky. Sheesh mom, wonder why yoor tummy hurts when yoo bake cookies!
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