Mancat Monday?

So, mom is done tortchuring me and my poops, altho not solid, are better and I hafn't done anything in her bed fur days...it's a darn good thing Gracie thru da Sooper Bowl party yesserday cuz we din't effun watch it in dis house. Oh, dad flipped it on a couple of times just to see da score but really, what kinda man don't watch footsball? Well, I sure had fun at da party and today I'm sleeping off alla dem nachos and pizza and beer. Hey Sadie, bring over da kwilt and lets nap together...

Weary Wednesday

We had a grate time at Mrs. Sniffles' Gotcha Day Party last night! Today we're all gonna lay around and purr fur Lilly Lu, she doesn't feel so good and could use some good purrs. We don't like it when any of our frends is sick and the last couple of weeks have been furry difficult. Mom isn't going to her regular purrayers tonite. Instead she is getting together with some of the like minded from church and they are going to light candles and purray here. Daddy stopted going wif her awhile ago cuz he sez dat some haf turned into a big gossip festival. Yes, effun da men gossip (dad sez dey are worser den da women!) Mom sez dat dey are going to purray fur the Viginia Tech beans too, cuz dey is hurting furry bad. We don't unnerstand beans reel well, but we think dis was one of those aberashuns dad talks about. He sez dat in every large mass of beans der is one dat is capabul of something like dis and we are all lucky dat most of da time doze beans can control demselves. We'z glad we'z kitties when stuff like dis happens...