Tuxie Toozday-it's a party

We is kinda haffing a party fur Speedy today, we say kinda cuz it's very informal. Just drop in whenever and have some food and cake and a drink or two...or ten. We gots shrimps, lobster and tuna. Turkey, chick-hen and duck. Roast beast, ham, hot dogs and lots of leafy greens fur yoo vejitarian types. We haf plenty of blue tuna gizzy's (yum), niptinis in several flavors and meowgaritas too. Oh, and fur da unner aged, lots of tuna water and catsmilk. Der's nip toys, fev-ver toys, sparkle and jingly balls and mousies fur playing and beds fur sleeping fur yoo dat may over imbibe. Da kitty litter is in da first door on da right. Cake and ice cream will be available all day, of course. Don't worry about making a mess, mom still needs to clean up from last week so she won't even notice.
Oh, and don't mind Zippy if she growls and hisses, she won't attack or anything. She's just cranky because mom and dad made her go to da vet yesserday and dey muzzled her, held her down and stole her blood...mom gets da results today. She's gonna be 12 so we allow her to be a cranky old lady.