The New First Family

First....GOD BLESS OUR NEW FIRST FAMILY Our beans had an election party last night and we gots some foods including apple pie!

Every year at Jeff's bonfire people do a bunch of stoopid things. Mom's not the only one, she's not even the first one to fall into da creek. Last year one of the men beans bent over the fire with a stick to retrieve a hot dog and dropped his glasses into da fire. Oh, and mom was rolling around with one of the woofies, prolly Duke or Rommel, who, when they stand on their hind legs are as tall as she is. Oh, she sez she played with both of them! Also, mom gots her cast off a couple weeks ago but there was a whole bunch of other stuff going on so we din't say anything. Dad sez it smelled weerd when they cut it off and dat mom's skin was all wrinkley like she'd been in water too long. Dat's it, we gotta go to bed. Oh, and mom is staying home all day!