Tattletail Tueseday

Psst, mom actually likes this lamp! Apparently her taste is horrible...oh, she's also a terrible howse keeper. Sure she'll wash walls and da drapes and floors and vacuum effury morning. She scrubs sinks and toilets and all dat stuff but, she just moves all da junk and cleans den she puts it all back. She claims it's cuz it's all dad's stuff, well it is dad's stuff, but if she were serious about cleaning dis place she'd move it all someplace else. And she's going out "shopping" wif da sister-in-law again today, but when she does this she rarely comes home wif anything...we think she's not really shopping and is doing sumthing else. Wonder what it could be?