Tattletail Tuesday

Okay, so, yesterday mom went wif da SiL and da nefew to drink adult beverages um, do some shopping stuff, or go to a museum or something. Now, dad sed he was going to be bizzy all day. He was going to fix and repaint cat houses, change the oil on da metal monsters and cut da grass. Mom left at 8 am wif da other beans and dad was in da bafroom, mom came home at noon and dad was still sitting at da puter in his unnerpants...he hadn't even showered or anything. He did nothing but sit der. He told mom dat he was going out and do dis stuff right away and den he would shower, she sed "okay bye" and left again. When she camed home at 6 pm he was still in his unnerpants and had done NOTHING all day. Mom went out and pulled the broken insulation out of da cat houses and put new in while dinner was cooking! We kept trying to tell dad he needed to do something, anything! Mom wasn't even mad...but she did say that he's gonna be working tomorrow cuz she'll be here to crack the whip.