Missing mail

Okay, weerd stuff haf been going on around here. First two guys tried to steal our snowblower but mom stopped dem (our mom is a tuff cookie) den when da police went to der house dey found lots of other beans mail! Now, mom haf suspected fur a long time dat someone was taking mail cuz lots of naybors and us haf been missing things. Like da pin we gots her from Moki's auction, we know dey sented it but we neffur gots it and mom figgered it gots stoled outta da mail box which is why mom tries to be on da lookout fur da mail carrier and da FedEx and UPS truck. Da fact dat some bean would steal another beans mail is why mom does most of her stuff dat needs to be secure either in person or online. Da police man sed dey found lots of dem credit card offers over der in da theeves house. Mom put herself on da list to not receeve dem things a while ago. Anyway, dey also found lots of credit cards in difrint names so we think mom may haf stopped a crime wave just a'cuz she din't want da snow blower to go bye-bye.