This is a piksher dat Jeff hadded on his kamera dat he was nice enuf to email to mom. These are not my kittens, they are kittens dat Germaine (Oscars mom) had fostered last year. She still hasen't fitzed dad's puter! She has been bizzy doing other stuff, like throwing up and sitting on da potty making weerd noyzes. Dis is one of my kittens, dad took da piksher wif a film kamera and mom scanded it in to her documents and den got it to go here.....
Mom made dad take his film kamera to da one hour foto place and gets da pikshers offa it. But mom izent furry good at doing da scanner thing so some of dem is small, some is fuzzy (dats dads fault cuz of his film kamera) and some camed out okay. Dis one she coodent resize after she scanded it...what is wrong wif her? Bof of dese were from about two and a half weeks ago. 
Dis last one she took wif M's digital kamera and had her upload it and email her da piksher, it's da big fat tabby punk! Dis kitten wuz borned bigger dan da uther two and has always been what mom calls a 'hoot'. Dis is da one I tried to take upstairs to show around, he's also loud and rambunctious. When mom sawed dis piksher she sed "whoa, he looks HUGE" dad laffed and sed it's prolly acuz M (Marva's mom) is so little. But he is a big kitty, and I say he cuz we think he iz a boy, in fact mom thinks dey iz all boy cats!
So, der yoo go, fur what it's worth mom did a lot of fina, fini, jumping thru hoops to get pikshers and she still hasta fix dad's puter. It's only been working for 2 weeks and alreddy it's broke. She hasta call da 800 number and she don't wanna do that til she's sher she won't hafta stop and run to da bafroom. Kay, I gotta go lay down wif her now.~Speedy
