Hi, it's me, Zippy. I'm hiding in da bushes....let me tell yoo what happened this morning
I had an advencher this morning, mom took me out front! While I was chewing on some grass and smelling the flowers a lot of my woofie frends walked by....I saw Whisper and Max, they came up to say hello, then that big furry one from two doors east came by and I met her! Her name is Nanook and she's big and fluffy and reely nice. She has a kitty of her own so she knows not to eat da cat, which is always a good idea. Den, all of a sudden, there was a huge, noyzee monster out there in the street! It scared me and I hadda hide in the bushes. It was eating dirt off the street and, you know, if it wood eat dirt off the street it probably wouldn't think twice about eating a tiny cat. It went past and I decided that it might be a good idea to go back in the house. I stayed behind the bushes so if the monster came back it wouldn't see me...
I used the stepping stones that mom walks on to trim and clean up back there....
I kept an eye out fur the monster until I got back up on our porch...
I also told mom she reely needs to sweep the porch again, it's kinda covered in those spinny things. They're fun when they fly thru the air but not so much when you hafta walk on them.
I had an advencher this morning, mom took me out front! While I was chewing on some grass and smelling the flowers a lot of my woofie frends walked by....I saw Whisper and Max, they came up to say hello, then that big furry one from two doors east came by and I met her! Her name is Nanook and she's big and fluffy and reely nice. She has a kitty of her own so she knows not to eat da cat, which is always a good idea. Den, all of a sudden, there was a huge, noyzee monster out there in the street! It scared me and I hadda hide in the bushes. It was eating dirt off the street and, you know, if it wood eat dirt off the street it probably wouldn't think twice about eating a tiny cat. It went past and I decided that it might be a good idea to go back in the house. I stayed behind the bushes so if the monster came back it wouldn't see me...
I used the stepping stones that mom walks on to trim and clean up back there....
I kept an eye out fur the monster until I got back up on our porch...
I also told mom she reely needs to sweep the porch again, it's kinda covered in those spinny things. They're fun when they fly thru the air but not so much when you hafta walk on them. So, if any of you kitties get to go outside and a big dirt eating monster comes by take my advice and hide in da bushes and then carefully make your way back inside. If all they're getting to eat is dirt a joosy cat probably looks like a goremae meel to them...
