We haf a stoopid chipmonk in our yard. He haf been tawnting me since last fall...he is a punk! He knows how far my leash reaches and will sit just out of paws reach and laff at me and yell insults. Well, mom moved da hook my leash goes to one day because da naybor doesn't want me sneaking unner der fence and grabbing baby bunnies anymore. We did NOT tell dat stoopid chipmonk dat we moved da leash and gess what...he came to tawnt me yesserday while I was sitting in da middle of da yard, yup, he got da surprise of his useless life. Mom laffed when I went after him 'cuz I just strolled over, calm as yoo pleeze, and stopped where my leash would usually stop me but den, den kitties, I jumped on his fat little body and made him skweek! I did let him go after dat but he learned his lesson. Do not mess wif da Zippy kitty or yoo might just end up as cat food! Stoopid chipmonk...Mom haf been kinda bizzy lately 'cuz of kitten season. Altho this year haf not been so bad it still keeps her running...she helps trap and get da mom kitty fixed and da babies real homes. She said dat just dis past Monday dey gotted four male kitties in traps to be nootered. Den dey discovered dat one of dem was not only already nootered but he was front declawed! What da heck was he doing out der? He is living wif one of da nice men dat help wif da trapping now and he is a love bug according to him. Dey is looking for his fambly but so far haf not heard anything.
Here is what we is thankful for...Da deelishus ham we hadded last Sunday, dat mom moved my leash so I could extract my revenge on dat stoopid chipmonk and dat mom helps wif poor kitties who do not haf a furever home like us. Hope alla our frends is haffing a good week.
