Please mom, get yoor act together!

Mom, mom, mom....what is it with yoo lately. I understand that having dad home all day is new and he does take up a lot of your time, but, you really need to get your act together and get that man into a routine. A routine that allows you time to do posts for us and to actually help us comment on our frends bloggies! We want to assure all our frends that we have been reading your posts but mom hasn't been helping us type so we haven't been commenting. Oh, and it sure was nice of the kids to give you their colds, wasn't it. You kept us awake all night wif your koffing and nose blowing. Take something for it, and for pete's sake stop snoring when you do fall asleep.

Zippy, please, we just went thru a couple of holidays with piles of company, a visiting kitty and your dad and I have colds. Give me a break. We're trying to set up your dad's new business too, and yes, he does require me to stand over his shoulder because he is not computer savvy, he doesn't even know how to upload a picture to an email even tho I've shown him a half a dozen times. You kitties will just have to find another way to amuse yourselves. And no, that doesn't mean the three of you can trash the house! Please, take pity on your poor old mom and behave yourselves, maybe you can all play with some of those great new toys you all got...

Lady, your lucky we're feeling in a jenerus mood...you have until Saturday to get your act together or suffer the konsikwenses! And please, do something about that big ugly sore on yoor lip, no cat wants yoo to kiss them wif that thing on there. Fever blister my furry bum, yoo gots some kinda lip fungus...or worse.