Today is Dad's Birfday

On Friday mom went to Jeff's early in da afternoon...den dad went, we wondered what da heck was going on. When dey came home on SATURDAY MORNING! Dey smelled like smoke and other kitties and even woofies. It was Jeff's annual Hollaween Bonfire. We had almost furgotted about dat cuz it's been a year. Mom sez dat Jeff is doing well. Mom sez dey ated hot dogs and dat she and da kids dat were der had S'mores! Mom hadded adult beverages, dad sez she had LOTS of adult beverages. Anyway, she got up at da regular time and fed us but den she went back to bed...and she was snoring too. So, anyway, mom made dem good eggs bennydict dis morning and she is making a sugar free cake fur dad. Dad wouldn't tell us how old he is but we think he is like 54 billion squillion years old! He's already gotten about 10 calls from mom's cuzzins and da neece and nefew and even da Sister-in-Law dat steals our mom wishing him a happy birfday but he's upset cuz his own brofur din't call. His brofur and nefew are da only fambly he haf left. He has a couple of cuzzins but he's never met dem. So, mom's fambly is his fambly, but dat is okay cuz she haf a big enuff fambly to share and most of dem is really nice. Anyway, dad is just laying around fur his birfday and mom is making a pork roast tonight! Mmm, holidayz sauce and pork roast all in one day. Dad should haf a birfday at least once a week.

Formerly Feral Friday

Those are my sisfurs Zippy and Sadie...dey was both once feral kitties. I wasn't, I was born in a nice ladies barn and she and her kids played wif all us kitties from da time we was furry little. She gots my mom fixed and kept her and found all us kitties good homes. I was in a diffrint home afore I came here, my first dad was nice but he couldn't afford to get me fixed or shots or nothing like dat so he gave me to dad and here I am. Mom and dad are going away fur a day and a night and part of another day fur dad's birfday. However, we are getting DA NEFEW! We love him, he spoils us real good. Mom sez dey will be back in time fur Mia's memorial and we will definitly be at Brandi's celebration Saturday. Okay, I gotta go give mom her night night lovins...See ya later~Speedy