Zippy is 14!

Oh, hi, um..I am checking the pantry to make sure we have lots of treats. We do, dey just isn't in here anymore. We is not haffing a party until Saturday, but mom haf jury duty today and tomorrow so if yoo guys wanna come over it's okay. Dad won't even notice, he'll just keep filling our food dish. Mom sez dis piksher almost makes me look big! Yay! She wayed me and I'm up to 6 pounds 3 oz! 
Psst, Zippy is my sisfur. Yes, she is a woman cat...I'm da only mancat in dis house~Speedy