Tortured!

Yeah, dey caged me, dragged me out in da thunder storm, made me ride fur hours in da wheeled monster ::mom-5 minits:: den dat lady vet looked in my ears (and sed dey were a little waxy-hmf) skweezed me really hard, shined lights in my eyes and called me CHUBBY! Da only good thing was dat dey din't violate my spot #13 cuz dey haf a nifty thing dat takes yoor tempachure in yoor ear. Mom gotted some new kinda food to try fur my poop prollems, we'll see if Zippy will eat it. It does no good fur mom to try and feed me a wheat free food if Zippy and Sadie won't eat it cuz I just steal der food den. Dr. Cleo sez I am furry healthy and furry handsome. If yoo think I'm so handsome lady why did yoo call me chubby? She also sed dat maybe mom should try walking me on a LEASH! Like a dog! Da one dat came afore, Punkin, and Zippy both go out on a leash and she thinks I'd get more egzersize if I could do dat...heck, I won't even let mom put my collar on what makes dat lady vet think I'm gonna walk on a leash. Sheesh! When we gots home I went down stairs and laid on da couch down der. After a couple minits Zippy came down and snuggled wif me, she's a good sisfur, den Sadie came down and laid on da back of da couch wif us. Dat made me feel better. I don't like going in da carrier because I think dey might send me off somewhere else to live. Mom sez dat is nonsense, I should know by now that I'll get to stay no matter what. I beleeve dat my fears were unfounded, I should beleeve mom cuz I've put her thru; barfing everywhere, runny poops, runny poops where dey don't belong (sorry) and a lot of money spent on medisin, new food, more new food and scratches dat wern't furry nice, and she still cuddles me and calls me her handsome guy. We gots tagged fur some meme's, some of dem quite awhile ago, so we are gonna do doze tomorrow. Okay, gotta go get some treats...