Mancat and other weerd things Monday

Yup, mom is back to doing laundry...mmm, warm towels. Oh, and mom is going shoo shopping wif da sister-in-law today...and dad is going wif dem! Now, I don't mean to sound sexist, but what kinda guy goes shoo shopping wif a cuppul of wimmens. ::what daddy, oh, I see:: Daddy sez dat he is going because he needs new shooz too and he knows how mom shops. See, our mom dislikes shopping of almost any kind. She goes into a store knowing exactly what she wants and if dey don't gots it she's outta der fast. Yeah, I know, we say she's going shopping wif da SiL a lot but dey really only go to da mall, get a carmelchino or some other kinda foofoo coffee thing and mostly window shop and people watch or dey go sit in Barns and Noble and people watch. Dey is weerd. Anyway, since dad is da big "shopper" in our fambly dey will prolly be gone fur a long time. We heard him say something about Bed Bath and Beyond and Linen N Things and a bunch of stores we never heard of! Dang, we just get mom up and walking around and dad steals her fur a day of going store to store to store. Oh, know what else, mom maded da most amazing pork roast yesserday and we got to eat some! Fur doze who don't know pork is also what ham is, mmm mmm tasty stuff.