Dis is weerd!

Our little woofie is leaving! Nick was here Krissmouse eve, he just lost his woofie who was 11 years old, he lost one of da colony kitties, he was sad. He called mom Saturday and told her he was putting in an application at da shelter (da one mom volunteers at) fur a woofie, our woofie, after he said dis he handed da phone to da adoption speshulist and she asked if mom thawt he would be a good match fur dis woofie. Mom told da lady all about Nick and da skool colony and how good he is and how he was here Thursday and played wif Squirt and laid on da floor and how da woofie loved on him. Nick (and his fambly) is gonna be Squirts new fambly! We don't even hafta bring Squirt back to da shelter, dey is coming to get him here tomorrow. It is being allowed only cuz alla da staff at da shelter knows mom and trusts dat she will do da bestest for da woofie. Well duh, mom would even tell Nick no if she thawt it wasn't a good home fur Squirt. Now, on to Krissmouse. We gots lots of stuff, in fact we gots more purresents den anyone else in da fambly! Not dat it matters, what matters is we gots ham! And love, lots and lots of love. Even Sadie let herself be petted and skritched. Oh, and Speedy still haf pooper prollems. Yes, it takes him furever to get back to what is normal fur him after he eats bad stuff. Mom is being pashent tho, and hopes he stops pooping on da laundry soon. In closing, fur yoor viewing pleasure, here is a piksher of me dictating dis post to mom and making sure she does it right. If I let her she would spell stuff rong!