I was tagged by Millie, I'm honored because she is an innernet celebrity. So, I'm gonna tell you seven things about me, Zippy...1) I once drove mom's car into the garage. It turns out it was a good thing because dad found out we had carpenter ants that way. (mom found the pikshers of him fixing it but hasta scan them in and she can't find the ones of me she took like 5 minits afore I smashed up the garage)
2) I want very much to be an only cat, or for my old frend Punkin to come back and be with me.
3) I really like my "morning stretch" with mommy. She hasta stretch the tendons in my front feet so that they don't shorten and cripple me. When she's done with that she lays down on the bed with me and we snuggle. Oh, don't tell anyone because that would ruin my reputation as not being a snuggle kitty.
4) I have a funny right eye, it has brown pigment on the gold part and it looks like I have something in my eye. The vet man says it's nothing wrong with my eye it's just extra color.
5) I hate going to the vet and get so cranky that mom has to sedate me, even with the "happy pills" I manage to put up a pretty good fight. I have a red mark on my file and a "watch, will bite" note in it. I'm very proud of this.
6) I'm not proud of this, but, I will beg for half and half or cream. I can't help myself, I have to have it. Get it, half and half, have to have....I crack me up.
7) I love my dad (he thinks I'm a daddy's girl) but the truth is I'm very attached to mom. She's the one that fixed my paws and makes sure that they stay fixed. She gives me snuggles just the way I like them and she is the one who would do anything to take care of me. Dad's nice, but he always says he wishes I were cuddlier. Mom loves me even when I'm cranky, she accepts me for who I am.
Thank yoo Zippy, now it's my turn. My beyootiful gerlfrend cat, Misty tagged me. So, here's seven thing about me:1: I am da first man cat mom and dad ever had and mom sez dat she wood take more of me cuz I'm such a lover.
2: This is weerd but, I love baby kitties. I alreddy helped to take care of one litter (Marva's) and now mom has two mom cats and der babies in foster and she can't keep me out of da room. The trooly weerd thing is dat all da mom cats haf let me touch der babies. If yoo know anyfing 'bout momcats yoo know dis is furry unooshual.
3: I tried to mount Zippy when I first got here (I am so embarassed by dis) and wuzent nootered. I think dats why she hates me. I've tried to apolojize but she won't lissen. I effun tried to asplane dat I wuz yung and stoopid and over run wif hormones, but she won't hear of it. I hope someday she will furgive me and we can be frends.
4: Dis one is pretty embarassing too, I haf a big butt. And when I lay on my side I haf a belly too! I haf been on a diet, dis, fur a man cat, is furry embarassing. I hope Misty duzent think any less of me fur dis.
5: I was akshooally, literalee, born in a barn! So when mom sez "were yoo born in a barn" to dad I think she's talking to me.
6: I love to wrap my paws around moms nek, stick my face under her chin and sleep.
7: When I sleep like dis on mom, I drool and I snore...mom stop laffing. Mom, reely, it's not dat funny!
Misty sed Speedy and his sisfurs so I'm gonna do this too. Then we are going to tag 7 kitties, cuz 21 is way to many fur our branes to think of. Okay, here is da 7 things about me, Sadie:
1- I've had two litters of kitties, yup I was an unwed teenage mother.
2- I think I was borned in da same place dat I hadded my kittens. An enclosed trailer behind a house next door to mom's frend Ali who reskood me.
3- I started a klub at Frends of Skeezix on Catster called da Spicy Vixens Klub (for gerls) just so I cood keep Rocky distracted wif other gerls so I cood flirt. Hah, I reely din't need to cuz Rocky is kinda a 'dawg' if yoo know what I meen.
4- I'm a big flirt, I like to flirt wif all kinds of males. Mancats, bean men, woofie guys...It's fun and harmless. Don't get jellus ladies, It's just fur fun, I wood neffur over step da bounds on a "taken" mancat.
5- I look so much like Rocky da Gutter cat dat dad has trubbul telling us apart. I thot I wuz lookin in a mirror da first time I saw him, dat wuz da start of da attrakshun.
6- I'm afraid of bananas, dey reely kreep me out. When I see one I run away, don't know why, dey just scare me.
7- I am a prankster, I love to play jokes on my beans and espeshully on Speedy. My favorite is waiting until Speedy drags his kwilt unner da end table and falls asleep on it. Den I go ahind da couch and whap his tail and run away. He gets so freeked out! It's hilareeus...
Now we are gonna tag...
Misty's brothers George and Max
Rocky the Gutter cat (snicker)
Buddah Pest (Max's little brother)
Oreo (not the cookie)
Bebe (over at Pumpkins world)
Rascal!
Fat EddyZippy's boyfrend cat
