Mancat Monday

This is what I was doing yesterday when mom and dad finally got home...
I did not get up and greet them, neither did my sisfurs. We spent most of da day trashing da house, we were tired. So, dey met these beans, the lady and her two gerls...one is 12 and one is 8 and dad sed dey were little cutie pies. Dad sez dat dey felt guilty about all da beans der offering to pay fur Tiny's, dat's his name, treatments but Paul told dem it's not like dey came around asking dat dey volunteered. Why, because Paul's wife has cancer and Marie lost her beloved weenie dog to cancer and Mike had his woofie saved from cancer by da same vet that we use and dad because he doesn't think someone (speshully kids) should have to give up their pet because they can't afford a treatment. Dad sed they had a really good brunch and a very nice time...mom sed she loved da sima sinma mom, how do yoo say dat word, sinamin rolls so she gots da resipee from Marie. Den dey came home and dad took a nap and mom threw together some stuff and den dey went to da gerls house and had a cookout! Dey brawt home some real live dead shrimp, which we polished off in a matter of minits. Den we gave dad his present...man, I've never seen dad so acited. I akshooally thawt he was gonna wet his pants! Remember when he sed dey were gonna re-do da office and get mom's craft area set up and his foto area fur his E-bay junk, well he got as far as setting up his foto stuff and dat was it. Now, he can't say "but what will we do with da big tv?" And mom is using it to kinda blackmail him into getting the room done, kinda bild it around da new tv. Here is what we gots him... Nice piksher...and.... IT'S FLAT! So now we can stand on the table and look out the window, when the blinds are open. We had a great time at Gree and Othello's wedding shower, even took a little dip in the ocean! The food was great, we got to ride vespa's up and down a windy, hilly street, we gots a helicoptor ride and we got to see Alcattraz Island! Thank you ever so much Sophia, Orlando and Fiona and of course DKM fur a fabulous time. Mom and dad are doing something wif da sister-in-law again today, something about digging and drainage and a whole bunch of words I din't unnerstand. So she sed we could go visiting our frends tonight, after they gets home, takes showers, makes dinner and eats and cleans up...sigh. We really need to hire a better secretary.