Showing posts with label spring cleaning sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spring cleaning sucks. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Toosday is noosday...

Dis is mom's new grandson bean. His name is James Kevin and he wuz pretty big - 8 lbs 10oz and 23 (wow dats long) inches long. His big brother, Mark Eric or as we all call him, Boomer, is almost 2 years old and is furry happy to have a baby brother. Der gerl cuzin, Grace Elizabeth (Gracie) is also acited! Dey wuz all here yesterday, our bean sisfurs and der husbans and all three of da grand kids. And gess what, ders gonna be another one of deze! In November!
Today mom iz going crazy wif da "spring cleaning". She's taking down all da drapes and curtains and washing dem. She's washing walls and windows and scrubbing floors and keeps telling at us to get out of da way. She sez dat dis is what her week is gonna be! Ack, we don't like it when she duz dis. We spend a lot of time getting all da smells and hair just rite on stuff and den she comes along and washes it all away. She told dad dis morning dat she's gonna shampoo da carpet tomaro! We hate dat rug sucker thing, it's loud, it spits and it takes away all our pretty barf designs. We sure are glad she only goes dis mental twice a year. It's bad enuff when she takes out da vacoom and it wissels at us. Da vacoom is akshooaly downstairs, mom just plugs in a hose snake up here so it duzent growl it wissels. ~Speedy
Is it dat time again? I've been thru this 19 times and it neffur gets any better. She's insane wif da cleaning. Speedy's rite, she's mental. Mom, mom....MOOOOOOOOOOM! Stop wif da cleaning alreddy! It's upsetting da younger cats. What do you mean "to bad" hey, don't yoo love us. If yoo love us yoo shood love our barf dekorating and all da mixed furs on everything. No we do not leave 'dirt' everywhere, dats dad, we just dekorate wif what we gots. ::sigh:: Looks like we'll hafta start all over this weekend...~Zippy