SPEEDY REPORTSHah, yesserdays post was a true story. Zippy was in da office howling like she was gonna die or something and mom went running in der and all she wanted was da closet door open...den, a little while after dat, I started makeing noyzes like I was choking. Coff, hack, gurgle! Dat made daddy yell fur mom "Speedy's choking!" So, mom comes running and tries to grab me and look down my throat but I moved every time. Finally I coffed up a hairball da size of a kitten! It made dad make noyzes like he was gonna barf, it was very funny. Mom discovered dat I had EATEN DA FURMINATED FUZZIES! Yup, right outta da garbage can. Den Sadie disappeared, couldn't find her anywhere. Mom even turned the couch and loveseat over, no Sadie. Dad sed "maybe she snuck out when I went to the garage". Sadie has a habit of just deciding to walk out when da door is open for to long (more than 4 seconds). She usually doesn't go far, maybe to da bottom of da steps but never any farther. So, der is mom, searching da nayborhood fur a missing kitty she couldn't find and when she came home after 2 hours she was crying and was gonna go online and put out a missing kitty alert and print out lost kitty posters when she heard weerd noyzes comeing from da cabinet where dey keep da plastic storage bowls. Dad opened da door and out popped Sadie! Mom and dad were laffing and crying and hugging Sadie all at da same time. We sure gave da beans an intristing day. We're taking it easy on dem today but who knows what tomorrow will bring...hehehe
