My Prince is coming to visit!

Sweet (Prince) Fat Eddy is coming to visit this weekend. Oh boy, I can't wait. And best of all, mom's making ham on Saturday. I know how much Eddy likes ham. It's 21 pounds and it's suppose to be for company on Sunday, but there will only be 8 beans and two of them are sticky little beans. There's no way they can eat 21 pounds of ham. Right? I'll be waiting fur you Eddy.
Zippy

Pee Ess: Mom sez she sented dad to da ham store fur da hammy goodness and he bawted reely big one, more den dey needed. But she'z not mad at him cuz she sez she will pakaj da leftoffers and dey kin has sammiches and stuff. So we'z gots plenty of ham if anykitty wants ta come ovfer dis weekend~Speedy

Prince Eddy is coming to visit

I'm trying to tell my stupid sisfur, Sadie, that she needs to make sure that Speedy (he calls himself a man cat, but he's reely just a kitten still) is on his best behaviour. Oh, Eddy is teleporting all the way from Canada, that's a long trip so I haf to make sher I have plenty of stinky goodness and crunchies. Um, lets see, the water fountain is filled and flowing, the tree is lited, the majikal lite machine is on...what did I forget? Oh, silly me, a plate of dog stinky goodness. We don't have a dog but mom, for some odd reason, keeps doggy food in the pantry. Oh, I'm furry a'cited about this visit! I want to make a good impreshun. I hope he likes my house, we can play and then nap on daddies bed on the soft blankie he puts there for me effury morning. This is going to be so much fun, mousies at the ready, fev-ver toys, check, the hall is clear for running up and down, check, laddurs ready for climbing, check, food, check, water, check. All is ready fur yoor visit, Eddy.