Sweet (Prince) Fat Eddy is coming to visit this weekend. Oh boy, I can't wait. And best of all, mom's making ham on Saturday. I know how much Eddy likes ham. It's 21 pounds and it's suppose to be for company on Sunday, but there will only be 8 beans and two of them are sticky little beans. There's no way they can eat 21 pounds of ham. Right? I'll be waiting fur you Eddy.
Pee Ess: Mom sez she sented dad to da ham store fur da hammy goodness and he bawted reely big one, more den dey needed. But she'z not mad at him cuz she sez she will pakaj da leftoffers and dey kin has sammiches and stuff. So we'z gots plenty of ham if anykitty wants ta come ovfer dis weekend~Speedy