Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I GOT TO SEE MY DADDY!

It was a very long day but a very happy one. It all started at 9 in da morning wif mom shoving me in a PTU*, somefing I really don't like. Den, yup, off to we TED**. I'm purrty healthy. I wayed in at, and dis is mom's word, a wopping 21 pounds 11 ounces. Dat would explain all da grunting when she was carrying da PTU wif me in it. After dat we went on a really long drive to a really scary place. We hadda drive around and around, den mom parked da van and gots me out. She kept telling me what was going on but I was still, well, a little bit scared. I hadded my first ride in a elebator. Da doors opened and a ladies voice said "going down" and mom stepped into it and set me down...man dat made my tummy feel funny but I din't frow up or anything. Den we walked, and walked, 'til we gots to a big desk wif a bunch of nice ladies and mens sitting behind it. Dey all gots up and came to see me and tell me how cute I was. Oh, and we were right in front of some doors dat kept sliding open when people came in and da breeze blowed into my PTU and felt nice. I said "mow, merow mew mrow ma meew" which yoo will recognize as "please, can we keep dat open". Den, a man in a uniform wif a radio came, he gots mom a cart to put me on 'cuz we hadded a longer walk and she was kinda getting sore arms from carrying me. So, we walked and walked some more and lots of beans made mom stop so dey could look at me. It was kinda weerd 'cuz dey was all dressed sorta da same (mom sez dem kinda clothes is called scrubs) and some of dem hadded on white coats but it was not cold so I don't know why dey was wearing dem. Finally we gots to another desk wif lots of beans waiting fur us. Yoo know what, I think dey thawt I was some kinda celebrity cat 'cuz da man in da uniform kept saying into da radio "at PT 8" "at NP 14" den he said "just rounded into NT" just afore we gots to dat desk. So, der was a really nice lady dat took us into a room AND DER WAS MY DADDY! I started making my happy skweeky noizes and daddy sed "there's my guy" and mom opened da PTU and I jumped on da bed where my daddy was sitting up and climbed onto him and rubbed my speshul stink all over him so if der were any other cats der dey would know dat he belongs to me. Den I gots to give him some of my speshul "kisses". Yoo know, where yoo rub yoor lips on der face until dey start makeing dem spitty noizes. After alla dat I was kinda tired but der's not enuff room fur two big guys in one of dem little hopspittal beds so I jumped onto a little chair next to daddy dat mom had put my Gizzy Kwilt on and curled up fur a nap. Mom gots permission to lower da "rail" so daddy could reach me and he started giving me a nice massage in da chair and, I hate to admit dis, I drooled in my sleep! Da ladies in scrubs all thawt dat was purrty cute. Dey even found a little bowl so I could get a drink of water and one of da guys mom called a sturjun, oh, surjun brawt some treats fur me. Dey was da good kind, TEM-TAY-SHUNS! He told mom he haf four kitties at home and dey is all real brofurs and sisfurs and da mom cat. We was only suppose to stay fur an hour but dat surjun guy said to let me stay a little longer 'cuz I was a good boy and good medi-sin fur my daddy...just so yoo know, I am a real cat and not a pill! I told him dat too! Den it was time to go, I gave my daddy a last kissy and we reversed da whole stupid trip but skipped da TED part and when we gots home I ran to tell my sisfurs about it. Mom sed I sounded like a flock of seagulls yakking away wif dem. So, dat was my big day. Mom went back to daddy but at least now I know where she is going when she leaves us alone all day and haf da night. Oh, and she sed dat last night der were lots of new pashents on da floor whining and in pain and constantly calling fur da nurses so she hadda do da bed pan and butt washing stuff or dad woulda hadda wait furever fur someone to help. She sed she really loves der lilac colored gloves, what ever...dat woman is crazy! She's hoping dat purrty soon daddy will be able to get up and go potty on his own and den she can be home and get some more stuff done. Like da dishes dat is just stacked in da sink and washing stuff and vacuuming, she sez our carpet looks like it's made of cat fur. We say, what's wrong wif dat, cat fur carpeting is furry comfurtabul!

*PTU-Prisoner Transport Unit, usually a carrier of some kind
**TED-The Evil Doctor, a vet. Da person dat skweezes, pokes and shoots us!
 

33 comments:

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

WOO HOO!!! Sounds like you had a great time Speedy! We are very glad you got to see each other!

Katnip Lounge said...

Speedy, Mommy is all teared up! We are so glad that your Daddy's doctor knows that kitties are the BEST medicine.

KnottedFingers said...

Awww Speedy!! I'm so glad you got to see your daddy!

Motor Home Cats said...

Speedy, we are so glad you got to go visit your Daddy. Doctors call things that help us get well medicine, and seeing you is sure to help your Daddy get well - so you are medicine (in a way). It was nice that you were treated like a celebricat.

Cody and Gracie

Fuzzy Tales said...

Wow, Speedy, that was quite the adventure! But as glad as you were to see your daddy, we bet he was twice as glad to see you! We think you really were good medicine for him!

Zeroichi said...

I'm so glad you got to see your daddy. Mommy wanted me to add that she thinks your mommy is amazing!

Parker said...

Oh Speedy! That's just wonderful!
(((smoochies)))

Meowers from Missouri said...

gosh, speedy! it's like a rain forest in our house--mommer's face is leakin' all ofur us. we dunno why she does that when she sez she's happy!

but we ALL are warm an' glow-y inside at the thought of you bravin' that long, long trip just to be wif yer daddy again--you are a HEROCAT! headbonks to you, an' concatulations to yer dad fer gettin' mo' bettah alla time!

Tracy said...

Raja here. I'm so glad you got to visit your daddy. It sounds like you had quite an aventure. I know your daddy was happy to see you.

Jans Funny Farm said...

What an exciting day. We bet you really were better medicine than a pill for your dad. Glad he's doing better.

meowmeowmans said...

Speedy, that is so wonderful that you got to see your Daddy! We bet it made your dad feel TONS better. :)

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

That was a great adventure Speedy and we bet you made your dad feel tons better. You are a hero and a celebrity to go and visit him.
You are a big boy and bigger than me now. I used to be 23lbs, but now I have been starved down to 19lbs.
Eric

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

ahhhh Speedy your adventure made my mommy all smiley and teary at the same time...you have wonderful writing skills and should write a book! We are so glad you got to go and see your daddy...you are a therapee cat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love Miss Peach

The Lee County Clowder said...

Glad to know you got to cuddle and purrrrrr on your Daddy.

Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

Wow Speedy, you had a very exciting day. Hope your Daddy can come home soon.Purrs.

Gemini and Ichiro said...

What a great adventure you had! Good for you!

Brian's Home Blog said...

It sounds like it really was an overall good day fur sure!

Kismet said...

DUDE, 21 POUNDS IS HYOOJ!!!! You're a HUGE mancat! And don't worry about drooling in your sleep. I do that too. And sometimes when I am awake. Drooling is MANLY. I also think it's great how you made sure to let everyone know you were in the PTU and that you were a big guy, and that you stinked up your dad so any other cats would know he is yours. I give this post two man paws up for mancatliness. I saloot you!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

21?
2-1???

Hehehehehe that is amazing! We bet your Mom worked up some muscles carrying you around dat hospital!! We is so glad that you got to go visits!!!

purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥

Mickey's Musings said...

Oh Speedy, it was so nice that you got to see your daddy!!!! We bet it did him more good than all the hospital care ;)
You are so handsome,no wonder all the beans loved you :) heehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Speedy, we know you were great medicine for your Daddy! What a wonderful hospital that let you visit!

The Crew said...

Speedy dear, I'm so very very happy you got to see your Daddy. I just know you helped him to feel better.

Love,
Misty

Cory said...

We are all purring reading your story about seeing your beloved daddy!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

How exciting, Speedy! I bet it WAS great medicine for your male human - we kitties may not be pills, but we still have healing energy.

The Island Cats said...

Oh Speedy, that was awesome that you got to see your Daddy!! We know he appreciated you getting your stink all over him!! That made him feel so much better!!

Chesney Cats said...

We bet your daddy was very happy to see you! That's great that you got to go see him...not so much TED.

Hannah and Lucy said...

Speedy we think it was great that you were able to go and see your Daddy in the hospital. We are sure you made him feel much better.
Fancy that doctor bringing you some temptations to nom - we bet you were hungry after all the adventures you had.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Daisy said...

Speedy, I'm sure your special kisses and rubbing your special stink on your dad was very excellent medicine! Even though you are Not a Pill.

Team Tabby said...

We are so glad your dadbean is well enough to have you visit him in hospital. Good news.

You are yer dad's best medicine.

Anonymous said...

Yippee!!! We are so happy for you. Sounds like you had a great visit with your daddy and everyone was very nice to you. Wow, you even got some yummy treats...now how cool is that. Hope your daddy continues to improve and will be well enough to come home soon. Hugs and nose kisses

The Florida Furkids said...

We're so happy for you and for your Dad!! There's no shame in a little drool!!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Forty Paws said...

We are so glad that you got to see your Daddy! And that you got to stay for a really long time! We just know that your Daddy was so glad to see you!

Luf, Us

Bogdan, the editor said...

This is a good story, Speedy. You're a real good dude.