Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hehehe

Hello fellow felines...heh, I've always wanted to say dat. See me up der, I look purrty in-o-sent, right? Well, I haf been torturing mom and dad fur awhile now. Oh, I'm not being nawty, just haffing fun. Like turning on da heaty pad. Yup, I turn it on fur my own pleshure any time I want. I don't turn it off tho, and dat makes dad nuts. He's always saying stuff about how much we cost and stoopid things like dat and den when mom sez, "well, we'll just re-home them then" he gets all "oh no, I didn't mean we should get rid of them". Today I went to the TED (the evil vet), actually I like Dr J, she's purrty and nice and thinks I'm lovely. Before we went tho I gave mom kwite the workout. I hid in da ceiling in da basement and she hadda pull down ceiling tiles to get me out. Da prollem is now der is no tiles by da window and NO ONE can hide up der! Den, I hid unner da sofa in da basement and she hadda tip it over to get me out, but, she did not catch me. So, I ran up da stairs and into da bed room and tried to get unner da bed but she cawt me afore I got all da way unner and so I hadda go to da vet. I'm healthy, no worries. 'Cept, Dr J thinks I need to lose about a 1/2 a pound but she is not concerned because my weight varies effury time I'm der...and she knows dat I'll lose dis 8 oz purrty easy. Oh, and I'm suppose to haf my teef cleaned but mom can't afford it so I gess dat won't be happening which is just fine wif me. I mean, I'm gonna be 11 and I gets dem brushed so, no, no teef cleaning. ::what mommy:: Ah, poop, mom sez if she can find da money we will be getting teef cleanings! Noooooo...
In other news, Speedy is still fat and stinky, Zippy is still old and cranky and dad is still lazy and whiny. Hey, we don't talk bad about mom cuz she fills da food dish, scoops da boxes and provides da brushings.

37 comments:

Sweet Praline said...

My mom has learned to pullout the PTU the night before (or several days before) a VET visit and then she grabs me first thing the next day before I can get under the bed. I got her last time, I saw her coming and went straight under the bed; it took her a Loooooooong time to get me.

ABBY said...

Sadie
I am glad you gave your Mom da workout...I never see Mom coming so it's a complete surprise when she puts me into the PTU. Good that the TED visit was okie-dokie!

purrin
xoxox

Eric and Flynn said...

Bet that was fun giving your mum a workout. Our mum keeps the PTU hidden and gives us scritches and loving, then suddenly dad appears with it and before we know what's happening, WHAM! we're stuffed into it.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Wow, hiding in the ceiling of the basement - you got to be ceiling cat and basement cat at the same time!!! I like how the vet wants you to lose weight, but it is your human getting the workout - MOL!

Angel and Kirby said...

Give Mom the workout every day ans you will loose that 8 oz quickly!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am glad that you are okay with your weight and such! Ichiro loves to turn on the light in the bedroom... he he he.. That's fun at 2 AM.

Mr Puddy said...

Your mom must have some FUN !!
hee..hee hee.." she hadda pull down ceiling tiles "

The Island Cats said...

Sadie, you really are being a little bit of a stinker, aren't you?? Good job!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Sadie, LOL @ Sparkle's comment! We admire you ability to give you Mom a work out, it's quite commendable!

Ayla, Iza, and Marley said...

We are glad ya gave Mom a good workout afore she got ya inta the PTU. OUR Bein gets us at stinky goodness breakfast when we are delerious from eatin, um "eating politely and minding our own bizness"...

d'Artagnan Rumblepurr said...

Hide! Hide!

Daisy said...

Sparkle's comment cracked me up, too! Sadie, you are very wily. I like that about you!

Cat said...

Wow...that last part about how everyone is sounds just like in our house!! haha!! (or, as you said: hehehe!) I do have to say that admire your stamina and courage trying to avoid a visit to the TED...I'm rather a pushover and even if I don't want to go, the worst I do is go into a different room and sit behind a door in hopes that Mom won't find me, but never in my life have I tried to get into places like you have!! You could probably give classes and make lots of money then you could get your teeth cleaned...oh, wait, you don't want your teeth cleaned...uh huh...well, then, forget the classes..just keep looking for new hidey spots whenever you can so that the next time you have to go see the vet, you'll surprise your Mom with a new and previously un-thought of place!! Purrs, Lautrec, Tiny and EllDawgO

Brian said...

Way to go! Even humans need some playtime!!!

Marg said...

You sound just like us. WE give our Mom a workout every day. She is always chasing someone around when we are very norty. We aren't too bad but sometimes we just have to swat someone else. Mom says lots of bad words but she loves the dickens out of us. We love your blog. So glad to meet you.

Ann Dziemianowicz said...

Sadie: That was very clever of you hiding in the ceiling! And giving your Mom quite the workout! You must have ESP about going to the v-e-t. :)

meowmeowmans said...

Hiding in thebbasement ceiling? You are SO clever and SMART!

Karen Jo said...

You come up with great places to hide, Sadie. Good job on giving your Mom a workout. My Mom leaves the PTU out all the time, so I never know when she is going to pop me into it. I am glad you got a good report from the vet. Happy Birthday, Sadie!

Kea said...

We see it's Sadie's birthday (Saturday), so we came to wish her a wonderful day! :-)

-Fuzzy Tales

Brian said...

Happy Birthday sweet Sadie!!!

The Meezers or Billy said...

you is lovely!! Happy Purrfday Sadie!!!

pee ess- next time pee on the mom when she catches you - that's what I does - Miles

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Smart move. Don't talk about mom unless it's flattery or you could regret it.

Noll's Nip said...

Sadie, I likes your style ;)

The Crew said...

It's never a good idea to talk bad about the human that takes care of you!

Tillie and Georgia said...

Good to hear that you are having fun and keeping your folks on their toes ;) heehee
Thank you for your purrs for Mickey.
We really miss him and it will take
a while to get used to him not being here.
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

thekittybugle said...

Hi Sadie,

Glad you got on ok at the vets. Love your blog and look forward to reading your adventures

Gill x

Cheri said...

You certainly did give the beans a work out before going to the VET!

Thanks for coming to Darby's party! We had to rest up after. It was fun.

Cats of Wildcat Woods

The Furry Bambinos said...

Wow, what a workout for your Mom! Maybe you could market it as an exercise program?

Purrs,
Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& fosters Sunny and Sky)

LP said...

Wow-you sure know how to keep your Mom buzzy!! Sadie, Lewis says he will save a dance for you for sure next party cause he thinks you are cute!
the critters in The Cottage

Huffle Mawson said...

I think you look lovely Sadie. Sorry about your teeths though.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hi Sadie, It's always good to give the lazy Humans a workout. Why make it easy for them to take us places we'd really prefer not to go?

Angel + 6 Garden Cottage Cats said...

Hahahaha,,,, you sure give da mom a good work owt! Too bad dat don't workz here...... Usually da appt. to see da V E T iz on a Saturday when da dad iz home... den comez da sneak attack!! One of da beanz grabz us while the other whipz owt da PTU! Before you can hisssss you're in dere and on your way! ..... ^..^

As fur fuddz , you are right , it'z best not to bite da hand that feedz you .... so to speak
Gladz you healthy , Purrrz~

Fanx fur stopping by Penelope'z Pawty, so glad you All came ^..^

AttieCattie said...

yes, neber badmouf teh one who fills teh foodbowl.

The Misadventures Of Me said...

Yup ptu's are pure evillllllll!

Fanks fer da happy burpday wishes!!

I is Jake!!

Catsparella said...

Thank you for stopping by to wish Priscilla a happy birthday on Friday! :) Hope you had a nice weekend!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Just keep your Mom happy. Food trumps all:)

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

I am almost 11 too and I hate getting my teeth cleaned!
--JB