Purrformance Review (it's not good news)

This is not looking good, mom did not even post our purrfurmance review on time! 

This is a revoo of our mom by us, the kattonic cats, who run dis house but apparently not furry well! It's hard to make yoor mom, er, secretary do yoor bidding when she's hardly effur home. Well, wifout further adoo here is her revoo...

1) Quantity of Output- two swats each, dat is six swats. It's somewhat of a battle to get her to post anything let alone daily!

2) Quality of Output- Two Paws. When she posts fur us she does use some cute pikshers but creativity and imagination aren't mom's stong points. She does tell da truth and usually we haf fun wif da posts. Except when der is sadness and we can't blame her fur dat stuff.

3.) Client Pawticipation - Four paws. Our email is available, we used to haf comments wifout werd verification but den some slimy spaz would spam us or leave horrible links or messages in da comment section. She also haf a link to her Facebook page. We don't haf our own because she is so dang lazy. We think instead of client we would call our visitors frends. If yoo twitter yoo can follow us @kattonic cats.

4) Pawticipation- Three paws. Mom haf worked out a rotation so we at least visit our frends blogs effury couple of days. She won't let us comment most of da time 'cuz she sez it would slow us down and we couldn't visit as many of yoo. We haf pawticipated in da Chatzy Paties, entered some contests and gone to speshul events. Not nearly enuff tho.

5) Client Satisfaction - Um, we don't see any bad comments if dey don't like what dey see we would hope dat dey would say something so fur dis one we will give mom Four Paws.

6) Overall Rating - Two Paws. We realize dat yoo are busy mom, but really, we need to keep in touch wif our frends. Yoo are doing a bad job blogging and comments are praktikally non egzistant on other blogs. We hafn't had a lot of fun so far dis year 'cuz yoo is neffur here! We give yoo credit fur helping homeless furries get homes or at least shelter from all da cold and snow. We preeshiate dat our litter boxes get cleaned twice a day and dat da crunchies neffur run out, our stinky goodness breakfast is served on time and mashed purrfectly and der are always soft blankies to lay on. However, yoo did dat and blogged and visited and let us comment afore, we don't unnerstand why yoo can't do it now! *sigh* mom sez she wants a little space fur a rebuttal. Go ahead mom, just amember we is watching yoo.

My kitties, my little furry, purry loves...you all know that I've been taking on more outside stuff. I'm busy, not that it's an excuse, but, really, I just don't have the time to help you visit and comment on hundreds of blogs every day. Back when we started there were only a few blogs and it was much easier to visit, comment and blog all in one day. Now, I could say that if I gave up feeding you guys and cleaning your litter boxes and snuggling you we'd have more time but we know that none of us wants that. If you give me another chance I'll try to blog more often but the visiting will have to stay pretty much the way it is. We visit all your friends at least once a week and we comment on all of your old friends blogs almost every day, that will have to be enough for now.

Mom, we aren't sure that we beleeve dis "bizzy" and "no time" stuff. Really, admit it, yoor just lazy. If yoo din't sleep yoo could visit effuryone and comment fur us I think I need a nap, and I have temptations Um, never mind...coming mom....