Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Wordy Wednesday

Hi, it's Sadie...we haf more proof dat Zippy is mellowing. She and I laid in da kitchen windows together for hours and she did not hiss at me once. We even switched after a couple hours so we could even out our tans! We haf some news to share too. Amember Tiny da kitty dat all dem naybors helped? Well, he just had his final cancer check-up and he's been cleared by da vets! He is all well and healthy now and only hafta go fur his regular check-ups and rooster shots so YAY fur dat. Okay, Zippy haf some stuff about Squirt da little woofie...
Thanks Sadie now get off da table. Well, I have some news about Nick, da kitty dat died in da shelter and Squirt who was suppose to be MY woofie but it's okay, I know Nick is taking good care of him. Nick's mom called our mom and told her dat Nick is on da deans list. We don't know why she's so happy about dat, when dad gets on mom's list it means he's in trubbel. Also, after mom took da kitty he lost to da vet Nick called and wanted to haf da ashes so da vet set it up and now da urn wif da kitty sits on a shelf in Nick's room next to a paw print frum da kitty. Mom sez Nick is way to tender hearted and she worries dat he may burn himself out, why, because not only did he mourn da loss of a feral to da point of paying his hard earned money to get his ashes but he went to court to get records and actually talked to dat guy dat shot Squirt in da butt wif a pellet gun. Nick sez he feels terrible about what happened. Turns out he was doing target practice wif new pellet gun and din't notice Squirt run behind da target (why does he hafta target practice in his back yard?) as soon as he heard Squirt (da woofie had a difrint name den, strangely it was Beebee!) yelp he realized what had happened he grabed da woofie and gots a naybor to drive him to a vet, da vet wouldn't do anything unless he gots paid up front so da naybor drove dem to da shelter. At da shelter da guy told dem dey should call da police cuz he had shot da woofie! He turned himself in and signed over rights to da woofie so dey could treat it. Nick sez dat took a lot of guts and a stong moral conscience and we agree. Anyway, da guy is happy dat Squirt haf a good home and is healed up. Now, Speedy wants to talk too. Yoo know, fur a male he sure talks a lot...yeah, I'll get off da table now.
Thanks Zippy, by da way, yoor looking furry purrty today...it helps to compliment yoor sisfurs once in awhile, makes dem treat a guy a little nicer. Well, do any of yoo amember Mary da lost kitty from a couple years ago? Well, she was back here again last Sunday but dis time her mom came running across da street right behind her. Mom was a little bit acited to see her and picked her up and snuggled her while she talked to her mom. I watched out da bedroom window and banged and yowled cuz I wanted to see her too! Mom held her up to da window and let us see each other but did not let me out or bring her in...she's mean dat way. Now, mom is furry acited about my poops. Why would she be acited about something so disgusting, because they aren't disgusting any more. She found a food, after four years, dat don't give me skwirty poops. It's called Natural Balance Green Pea and Duck Limited Ingredient Formula (we'z not getting paid to endorse it). What is really aciting is dat we all like it! Yup, even finicky Zippy eats it and all she's ever wanted to eat fur her intire life is her Purina Cat Chow. She don't even like Temptations, not dat we get those anymore. Now we get something called freze dried salmon. Just cuz it don't bother my tummy either. Our furs is all shiney, we haf lots of energy and Sadie, who used to be able to clear da whole house wif her poops, doesn't even stink anymore. Really, she can poo right in front of mom and mom don't gag like she used to. Der is some other stuff but it involves hoomans so it's boring. I mean, how much fun could it be to pick paint and stuff...really.

23 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Nick sounds like a wonderful, loving person with a kind heart; we're glad to hear Squirt is doing well...It's great you guys finally found a good food that everybody likes and Zippy is mellowing=cool!!...xo...Calle,Halle,Sukki

Elin said...

Glad the stinks go away! *wink*

Parker said...

What great news - all around!

Daisy said...

Nick is such a great guy!

I am very happy that you found such a healthy food that is helping your poopering!

Forty Paws said...

Wow! Wat a tun of noos! Nick is a furry good boy.

Maw tried those various Limited Ingredient Formulas when Bow was diagnosed with IBS, and he would only eat the venison. And not all of the time. We are glad that your poops are better and that Sadie doesn't stink anymore also!

Hang in there and have a warm spring time!

Luf, Us

Millie said...

Holy crap - I mean, holey moley! Good news for everybody at your house!

The Meezers or Billy said...

great updates!!!!

That green pea stuff is really good - but our the mom can only find it one place in our entire area and it sells out fast, so we doesn't always get to eat it. But we LOVES it too. And Miles doesn't barf when he eats it.

Anonymous said...

what a great noos report!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Nick is a very kind hearted boy - his Mom must be very proud of him. Glad to hear that the poops are not so runny or so smelly - bet your Mom is delighted.

Anonymous said...

We give 8 paws up to today's post!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Wow! Such a lot of updates. What a nice guy Nick is.

Amy & the house of cats said...

Wow that is a lot of news! It is great!

We have that green pea stuff - it wasn't the most popular at our house, so mom switched, but she kinda wishes we kept it up after reading this because one kitty in the house has a super stinky poop problem sometimes.

meowmeowmans said...

That's a whole lot of great news. Thanks for sharing!

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for all those updates!! We think Nick is pretty special for caring about animals so much!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Nick is such a great guy.
We used to get Natural Balance green pea and duck but mum can't find anywhere that sells it any more. We used to have the lamb with carrot too, but not the beef cuz Eric isn't allowed to have anything with beef cuz it makes him yak all the time.

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

That of a lot of good news.

The Crew said...

Oh Speedy dear, I'm so glad your...um...your (ahem)...well, you know, is better.

Love,
Misty

DILLIGAF said...

Maximus Spittimus would like to point out that cats do not 'mellow'. They just chose to be more selective with their claws.

Four Dinners
Aide de Camp
http://maximusspittimus.blogspot.com

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

This is grate noos!

purrs
>^,,^<
Abby

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for stopping by; we greatly appreciate your comment.

Wishing a great weekend.

Loki and Nanny

xoxoxox

Bri said...

Thank you for coming by to come say hello. I wish I could sit on the window with you guys, my brother is always taking up all the space!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Glad to hear that Zippy is mellowing out, and that you have some good noms!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel

Puddin said...

That is the cutest peekaboo pic ever!!

XOXOXOXOX Puddin