Wordy Wednesday

Hi, it's Sadie...we haf more proof dat Zippy is mellowing. She and I laid in da kitchen windows together for hours and she did not hiss at me once. We even switched after a couple hours so we could even out our tans! We haf some news to share too. Amember Tiny da kitty dat all dem naybors helped? Well, he just had his final cancer check-up and he's been cleared by da vets! He is all well and healthy now and only hafta go fur his regular check-ups and rooster shots so YAY fur dat. Okay, Zippy haf some stuff about Squirt da little woofie...
Thanks Sadie now get off da table. Well, I have some news about Nick, da kitty dat died in da shelter and Squirt who was suppose to be MY woofie but it's okay, I know Nick is taking good care of him. Nick's mom called our mom and told her dat Nick is on da deans list. We don't know why she's so happy about dat, when dad gets on mom's list it means he's in trubbel. Also, after mom took da kitty he lost to da vet Nick called and wanted to haf da ashes so da vet set it up and now da urn wif da kitty sits on a shelf in Nick's room next to a paw print frum da kitty. Mom sez Nick is way to tender hearted and she worries dat he may burn himself out, why, because not only did he mourn da loss of a feral to da point of paying his hard earned money to get his ashes but he went to court to get records and actually talked to dat guy dat shot Squirt in da butt wif a pellet gun. Nick sez he feels terrible about what happened. Turns out he was doing target practice wif new pellet gun and din't notice Squirt run behind da target (why does he hafta target practice in his back yard?) as soon as he heard Squirt (da woofie had a difrint name den, strangely it was Beebee!) yelp he realized what had happened he grabed da woofie and gots a naybor to drive him to a vet, da vet wouldn't do anything unless he gots paid up front so da naybor drove dem to da shelter. At da shelter da guy told dem dey should call da police cuz he had shot da woofie! He turned himself in and signed over rights to da woofie so dey could treat it. Nick sez dat took a lot of guts and a stong moral conscience and we agree. Anyway, da guy is happy dat Squirt haf a good home and is healed up. Now, Speedy wants to talk too. Yoo know, fur a male he sure talks a lot...yeah, I'll get off da table now.
Thanks Zippy, by da way, yoor looking furry purrty today...it helps to compliment yoor sisfurs once in awhile, makes dem treat a guy a little nicer. Well, do any of yoo amember Mary da lost kitty from a couple years ago? Well, she was back here again last Sunday but dis time her mom came running across da street right behind her. Mom was a little bit acited to see her and picked her up and snuggled her while she talked to her mom. I watched out da bedroom window and banged and yowled cuz I wanted to see her too! Mom held her up to da window and let us see each other but did not let me out or bring her in...she's mean dat way. Now, mom is furry acited about my poops. Why would she be acited about something so disgusting, because they aren't disgusting any more. She found a food, after four years, dat don't give me skwirty poops. It's called Natural Balance Green Pea and Duck Limited Ingredient Formula (we'z not getting paid to endorse it). What is really aciting is dat we all like it! Yup, even finicky Zippy eats it and all she's ever wanted to eat fur her intire life is her Purina Cat Chow. She don't even like Temptations, not dat we get those anymore. Now we get something called freze dried salmon. Just cuz it don't bother my tummy either. Our furs is all shiney, we haf lots of energy and Sadie, who used to be able to clear da whole house wif her poops, doesn't even stink anymore. Really, she can poo right in front of mom and mom don't gag like she used to. Der is some other stuff but it involves hoomans so it's boring. I mean, how much fun could it be to pick paint and stuff...really.