Squillion Day!

This is my vsquillion, his name is Oliver. I gots him to remind me of my frend and naybor cat...Oliver. When I moved into dis house I met him, he was furry nice to me and we decided to be frends. I haf known Oliver fur my whole almost 13 years. He was 4 when I met him so he is 17 now. His mom sez he is slowing down and haf become a regular lap hog.
Dis is our 'ramic squillion, his name is AhLover but we say it Oliver. We gots dis one from mom Robyn when der were no more real squillions at da Greenwall Shelter! Isn't she da greatest! He usually stays here and guards mom's purrty vase dat Uncle Gilbert gaved her. He keeps us from jumping on da shelf so he is doing his job well. We like him cuz he don't try to snuggle our mom and he don't steal our foods or treats or nip.

And dis is da real Oliver! He don't live next door anymore so we don't get to flirt wif him thru da window...okay, I don't get to flirt wif him. We miss him, he useta come over on his purrty blue leash and visit and we all gotted along. His beans is getting a divorce. We is gonna talk about dat some tomorrow.