Dis is our 'ramic squillion, his name is AhLover but we say it Oliver. We gots dis one from mom Robyn when der were no more real squillions at da Greenwall Shelter! Isn't she da greatest! He usually stays here and guards mom's purrty vase dat Uncle Gilbert gaved her. He keeps us from jumping on da shelf so he is doing his job well. We like him cuz he don't try to snuggle our mom and he don't steal our foods or treats or nip.
And dis is da real Oliver! He don't live next door anymore so we don't get to flirt wif him thru da window...okay, I don't get to flirt wif him. We miss him, he useta come over on his purrty blue leash and visit and we all gotted along. His beans is getting a divorce. We is gonna talk about dat some tomorrow.