(Bad) Mancat Monday and an auction

Gracie, who is running da virtual squillion shelter is haffing an auction fur Fiona's teefs surjuree over at da frends of da blogosphere . Yoo should check it out cuz der might be something yoo can't live wifout dat yoo can bid on...or maybe just something dat yoo would like. And if'n yoo haf something dat can be auctioned let dem know. We is haffing mom and dad look fur stuff right now so we can help Fiona cuz haffing bad teefs is awful!

Okay, now I gots to tell yoo about why Speedy (and dad) might just get lumps of coal fur Krissmouse. Mom went over to see Mrs T off to her sons house fur her vacation on Friday afternoon. Den she camed home and went downstairs to da dunjun to start catching up on all da lawndry dat haf been piling up while she was bizzy. When she went to move da pile of towels she found dat Speedy had pooped on dem! She sed many words from da bad word list and set dem in da lawndry tub to soak so she could get his dried on skwirty poop off. Den she went to sort sheets and stuff and found dat he had also pooped on dem! Mom camed flying up da stairs just about growling about alla dat skwirty poop all over da lawndry. Dat is when dad sed, "oh, it must be because he ate some of the dogs food"! Mom, all red in da face and making puffy noyzes, asked him when dat happened. Well, it seems dat dad was not following da proceedjers dat mom haf fur feeding Squirt and just put his food in his little dish and walked away and just as soon as Squirt was done Speedy would chow down. She also found out dat dad haf been letting Speedy haf a little half and half wif Zippy in da morning! Neither of dem things agree wif Speedy's tummy. I mean, it's bad enuff dat even da best food still doesn't give him solid poops but da junk dad was letting him eat means he's really skwirty and goes offen and a lot. Zippy and I tried to tell dad about it but he don't go downstairs at all so he did not see dis. We thawt mom was gonna start crying cuz now she hafta get da poop offa all dat stuff and rinse it all out and den wash it a couple of times to make sure it's all gone. Mom sez dat dad is on her list and he better just watch it cuz she's about had it. So dad haf ordered dinner delivered fur da last two nights...hah, like dat will make a difference. Now, here's Zippy wif a update on life wif a woofie.

Thanks Sadie. We like Squirt! Speedy sleeps wif him at night, I sleep wif him during da day and Sadie plays chase thru da tunnel wif him when ever he wants. Oh, and his leg is working purrty good now, almost no limp or anything! Fur da first few days when he wanted to sit on da couch wif mom or dad dey hadda reach over and help him hop up and now he does a running jump up on da couch. It's fun to watch mom take him out to do his bizness cuz da ground is cold, freezy cold, so mom hold him off da snow and he acts just like he's standing on da ground and lifts his leg or tucks his butt under and poops! Oh, and daddy gave him a sweater. Here is a piksher of him when dad put him down in da snow...

Da poor little guy fell over face first into da snow! See da bump on his rump, dat is where he gots shotted. Do not worry, mom picked him up and wiped da snow off his face right after dad took dis piksher.