Hahahahaha

We were gonna save dis fur tattletail Tuesday but it's just sooo funny. Dad just asked mom why he doesn't seem to be able to lose any weight....she recited everything he ate since he got out of bed and den told him "oh, and you didn't even stand up to get the food, just rolled around in the chair". He's been up for one hour and he's eaten 3 sausages with two french toast, a cup of cheese pretzels, two hot dogs, a cranberry/orange muffin and a banana walnut muffin. She asked if he knew that most people would eat that much in a whole day especially considering he doesn't really do anything except lay on da couch, lay in da bed and sit in da chair, none of which is very active...he got mad and yelled at her about how if she wasn't a good cook and din't bake stuff dat tasted good he wouldn't haf dis prollem. She just laffed and called him an ass. Sometimes beans is furry weerd.