Sunday, August 23, 2009

Hahahahaha

We were gonna save dis fur tattletail Tuesday but it's just sooo funny. Dad just asked mom why he doesn't seem to be able to lose any weight....she recited everything he ate since he got out of bed and den told him "oh, and you didn't even stand up to get the food, just rolled around in the chair". He's been up for one hour and he's eaten 3 sausages with two french toast, a cup of cheese pretzels, two hot dogs, a cranberry/orange muffin and a banana walnut muffin. She asked if he knew that most people would eat that much in a whole day especially considering he doesn't really do anything except lay on da couch, lay in da bed and sit in da chair, none of which is very active...he got mad and yelled at her about how if she wasn't a good cook and din't bake stuff dat tasted good he wouldn't haf dis prollem. She just laffed and called him an ass. Sometimes beans is furry weerd.

25 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Well just sitting makes you hungry. Even I know that!

Cory said...

Hilarious! Mom is rolling on the floor and there isn't even any nip there!

Eric and Flynn said...

Our mum sez maybe your mum should do him a favour and stop cooking for him. That should make him happy cuz then he could lose some weight, and then he couldn't complain about what a good cook she is.

Daisy said...

Hahaha! Your mom cracks me up! My Mommeh would like to lose a few pounds. But she does not want to cut back on foods.

Angel and Kirby said...

Most of us eat too much and don't do enough to burn it off. Your mom and dad are funny

MoMo said...

Perhaps you mom should stop cooking for him and make him go shopping (minus the car) :)

Tuck said...

Hmmm, that sounds like quite the problem. Maybe your daddy should start cooking for your mommy?

Reese =^..^= said...

Oh, that is funny.

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

datz 2 funnny...we are all cracked up over that menu and presentation!
We can relate a little because our lapdaddy likes his bagels and toast each day and Pop tarts too...
sigh....

Tracey and Huffle said...

Uh oh, is your mum gonna go on a cooking strike?

Huffle Mawson

CCL Wendy said...

I think Mom has a point there! Dad is too funny thinking it's her fault for being a GOOD cook?

The Island Cats said...

Haha! That's right...blame the mom 'cuz she's a good cook!

The Meezers said...

oh yeah, it's always the good cooks fault and nefur the eater's fault. wait, the mom doesn't cook our stinky goodness or kibble but we eat lots of it anyway and then loll around in the ham-micks or couch. and Miles is fat.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We think the Dad is in deep trubble. All us kitties know better than ta criticize the Bein what feeds ya!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

ha ha ha i think if i was a bean i could eat all that in a few hours. especially the sausage...and the cheese pretzels...and the hot dogs...mmmmm

i think having a mom who can cook good is a great thing!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Maybe your Dad really wants to be a cat!!! Mom says that all we do is eat and sleep and look mighty cute. We think that is OK for us,heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

That's funny, blame the Mom because she is a good cook.

Sweet Praline said...

That's a good one - blame mom because she is a good cook! hee! hee!

Parker said...

Mommy's blood sugar went up just reading about all of that food!

Angus Mhor said...

Silly Dad. One minute he's scarfin' up all the good eats and next, he's complainin' of the effect! You could serve him bran cereal for breakfast! It's not quite as tasty as all those other goodies, but it'll cure what ails him.

Debra Taylor said...

Yes, beans can be very weird at times.

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Skittles, The Huntress said...

Dear Zippy, Speedy and Sadie,

Wow! The Man my pet human married eats even more than that. He eats so much, his gluttony made it to my Thursday Thirteen. Course, when he's not eating, he's working out. Maybe that's the difference. Your mom could still cook for him, and then put the food just out of reach, so he has to get up to get it.

Anyway, Sly and I are finally back from our honeymoon. I want to thank you for the lovely wedding gift you gave us. The two champagne glasses came in handy when we opened the champagne that Samantha, Tigger and Maverick gave us. We will use the glasses again to toast our wonderful internet friends on our 1st anniversary.

Luv,
Skittles

Katie and Da Katz said...

Dat is furry funny!!!

Silly daddy purrson. maybe u shood chase him round da house! dat shood help him get sum exursice

Mom useta chase Snow Baby round dat house to get him to lose weight!

Ariel said...

Lol...Sounds like my Grandpa.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Dat aminds me... I's late fur my mid-mornin snack, da one atween brekkie an lunch.
Most impawtantly, did he share wif you kitties?