TO ALL DA DADS OUT DER
We really love our dad, fur many reasons, not the least of which is he's got a big heart. Today he is going to brunch at a naybors house and meet da lady and 2 bean gerls (dey don't haf a daddy, he went to da bridge!) who are owned by da cat he and a bunch of naybors is helping. Den, him and mom are going to da oldest bean gerls fur awhile...da younger bean gerl will be der wif her husband and kids. We have not been invited to any of these things so we will be lounging around doing nuffing. Mom sez we will hafta wait until tonight to give him his present...shh, don't tell him but mom gots him a flat panel t.v. fur da office! It's really cool, we gots to look at it and sniff it and stuff before mom hid it. She hided it in da cleaning supply closet since he never looks in der.