Mancat Monday and other stuff

We gots dis fabulus piksher from Zooaloatry a while back but for today it's furry fitting... We hadded a whole bunch of beans in our house! Den dey all left and when dey came back dey had leftovers fur us....mmm turkey, ham, shrimp and something called lobster dat Zippy was furry acited about. Sadie really liked it but I, well, it wasn't nearly as good as dat "monty crisko" dat dad brawt me. Den we had angel food cake wif strawberry sauce, which was just strawberries mixed wif vanilla yogurt and blended...but it was also very tasty. Den dey all sat around in da liffing room and watched t.v....some stoopid moovee not cartoons so we cats left. Mom got a bunch of flowers from da naybor sticky beans! Dat was a bokay but she gots a plant and some seeds from da dawter beans and lots of nice cards. Now I hafta show yoo what Zippy gots from da CCSI production company.... Isn't dat fantabulus! She sez she will share. Yoo know, she coulda become a diva after becoming an actess but she din't. She's still da same cranky pants she's always been...hehehe
On another note, dad has been whining about money again and telling mom she needs to get a job if she wants to keep spending all dat money. All what money? She gives to charity, it's not like she's even bawt new shoes! She glued da ones she has back together! Well, mom is getting tired of lissening to him so she is gonna start looking fur a job again. She din't tell him dat, she's just gonna get a job at like Target or something so she has her own spending money and inshurints. Den she is gonna make him do more housework. He don't do anything now so we're gessing dat he's not gonna do anything then either.