This is the nefew
13 reasons we love him!
He comes over and makes mom and dad order pizza and den feeds us cheese!He stays wif us when mom and dad go away
When he stays wif us he lets us have some of whatever he is eating
He lets us all sleep wif him in da big bed, even tho Speedy sometimes has gas...
He never lets our food bowls get empty
He doesn't do a bunch of housework and irritate da kitties
He spends lots of time rubbing tummy's and skritching chins and ears
He brushes Sadie eleventy squillion times a day!
He puts our cartoons on and den sits on da recliner part of da couch and watches wif us...
He puts his body between Zippy and Sadie in da bed so dey can both be there without a fight
Since Zippy is already in the bed when he wakes up he masawjes her paws while she is still relaxed and sleepy
He eats more ice cream than mom and dad and doesn't mind sharing
He doesn't complain about Zippy wanting to go in and out eleventy four bazillion times a day, he doesn't complain about Speedy barfing or making stinky's and he doesn't complain about Sadie shedding all over ...
25 comments:
Now dat is on kool nepfoo!
Purrs
Abby
He seems like a really cool nefew! We have nefews too, but none that eat ice cream with us! Not fair! Can we borrow your nefew sometimes??
maybe he should move in permanently!
He sounds like a very wonderful nephew. Do you think he would mind becoming my cat-sitter, too?
He sounds wonderful! If our grandmama can't sit for us next time, we want him to do it!
I like him because of the food. I'll be over shortly.
Nefew sounds like a great guy! That's terrific Mom and Dad use Nefew as your caretaker when they're gone :-)
Yes, I think you could probably lease him out to the rest of us. He sounds perfect.
Chase
Wow!!
Where can I gets one of those Nefyoos?
---Beezer
That sounds like a good nefew! Anyone that shares ice-cream and watches cartoons with you is tops with me! You guys are lucky.
You need to lock dis nephew up & throw away da key!!!! we iz comin' over to see dis miracle boy... & partake of da ice-cream. If you will let us, of course. I forgetz my mannerz when ice cream iz mentioned.
-Dr Tweety
You guys are so lucky! What a wonderful nephew you have. Next time he watches you let us know, we want to come see him too!! Yippie! Yippie! Your first Thursday 13!!!
Your FL furiends,
You're so lucky to have someone so great - when our Mom and Dad go away we just get the little people that come to feed us once a day.
I wish I had cool nephew. We could have "man-to-man" talks. I bet you have fun doing that with him, huh, Speedy?!
Wow! He's one cool guy! Do you think I can swap him for mine Mummy?
Anyone who gives cheese is wonderful!
He sounds like a fun guy to have around! You guys are lucky!
WOWy - can we rent him when our beans leave town?
Wowww, I can see why you guys love him so much~!!
He is a wonderful person to me as well~!
wutta grate nefew.
i havva nefew ... but he'z not az grate to me az yerz.
luv--jh
He sounds lovely:) xxx
Those are all good reasons to love him. Maybe he should stay with yous more often.
Those are 13 fantastical reasons to love him!
Luf, Us
Wow! If we had a man like that around here we would not all have to go to SC for Xmas with Mosaic Lady! She would trust someone like him to care for all of us with our very special needs and eccentricities and neuroses.
You are very very lucky to have Jared in your fur family.
Nice guy. Do you think he will consider making a trip to Oz Land and stay with me when SS goes on digs? I will even let him sleep in my basket!
MoMo
Post a Comment